Quite ironic how Galileo was far more Aristotelian in sense of life than his toga-wearing contemporaries.

Is your cock as upwardly mobile as your ambition is?

Turns out that BV infection was an old tampon; it must have been stuck in there for months!

I spontaneously generated flies out of my cunt.

I fancy myself a hetaira. Care to join me for a Socratic dialogue and a blowjob?

From Praxiteles’s Aphrodite of Knidos to William-Adolphe Bouguereau’s Birth of Venus, the beautiful nude in art has been the natural complement of the dominance of ideas of reason, individualism, and unbounded optimism. Who’s your favorite nude artist? Mine is Nikolai Leykin.

Will you burn fossil fuels with me?

I may be a natural woman, but I swear I will cease all contact if you pontificate to me about naturopathic medicine.

I have an inflated time preference when it comes to my partners’ ejaculation. The sooner, the better!

What do you think you can do with a spring brake push-rod assembly, a slack adjuster, an S-cam, and my cunt?