"And that became our tradition every night. But soon things started to get a little weird. She started throwing away or hiding my toothbrush. I realized why when she always wanted to kiss me after I was done making out with her. She just always wanted me to smell and taste like her ass! Now it’s to the point where, sometimes I wake up in the morning to her sitting on my face. It’s so nice dating a younger girl after being married for 20 years to my boring ex wife."