"Gorgeous~! Show me a man who wouldn't crawl and grovel at Yennefer's feet just for the merest chance she might touch your cock with her queenly fingertips and I would show you a liar. An absolute goddess, please write more!"
"I can't break my mother's heart like that, so I'll have to say my boss.... even though I know I'll have to suck HIS dick every day now to keep him from telling everyone else at work "
"Okay, I did it, goddess. He caught me... and damn, he didn't look like he'd be so fast, but he chased me down, beat the shit out of me, and got his change back, plus a 20 dollar bill I had. But of course you know all this, because you saw it all. Please stop laughing, goddess..."