A message to all you pretty little girls with low self esteem. Don't go turning yourself into a tattooed pierced skank just yet. I am old enough. I have seen it. I mean if it is who you are. You Go Girl. But some of you just like the look. You are good girls. You are not the Juggalo throat fuck abuse doll you try to act like. I have seen it. That fear. That one eye. That look of realization. Oh fuck. Just before you puke, and cray while trying to scream stop wait.. Hold off a bit. Get some sun. Lay out. Do some sit-ups, squats, and leg lifts. Put in some effort. Start attracting better men with cocks like mine.

Terminology is important here people. I just read a profile that said it was not into poo. Yet claimed to be into anal. I do not care how clean you get your asshole. There will be poo involved. You mean to say you are not into scat or any feces based fetishes or activities. Thank you and please have a very pleasant end to your evening. Should anyone need anything from me. I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass while watching Hallmark movies! Out.

I haven't taken any pics in a while. Till the other day. Need to start getting back in the habit. If I am going to relocate and start hooking up with random guys. Got to have a portfolio. Any requests? I haven't got my ball weights out in years!