WELP! :/ Seems like a considerable amount of my captions are gone. I expected this from the start, so that is like “whatever”, but I did promise myself that WHEN this came to be, I would just not bother with anything. So that is it for me. Thank you to all the lovely people that liked my captions and that messaged me about it. You are great and you made me feel wanted and horny ;P You have my permission, if you want, to save my captions and post them elsewhere and even claim that you made them! I will probably be back in like a month or so to delete the profile itself. I am not going to check messages or anything, I will just nuke it lol. Bye-Bye!
Took ex-wife to a cheap motel.
Got her wasted off her ass.
Tied her spread eagle face down.
Pounded her cunt and asspipe.
Donkey punched her udders and ribs.
Left room door wide open.
Watched strangers nut in her all night.
Nigger, spics, rednecks fucked her.
Untied her and gave her money she wanted to borrow.