"Mommy was so drunk last night she was trying to tuck her sweet saggy breasts in her pants. I just glad I was there to her out. It did take some time, though. Mom was very thankful for my thoughtfulness."
"Mommy told me to sit in the backseat with her. She said that it will be a real fun road trip for both of us. Mommy's always looking out for me. Thanks mommy!"
"Oh my, sorry babe. . . It seems like my beard got stuck in your pussy. Oh wait. It's all you. Well, that means you're ready to be my baby momma."
"My nephew still talks about you and loves thinking of you vs his wife jacci. I can't compete with you but luckily I'm still a 1000 times better than jacci. He loves fucking me after looking at your photos. Guess I should thank you. 😊"