"Wendy was hot, but not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. When I told her I had "put a bun in her oven", she immediately went looking for this "bun" in our kitchen!"
"In the first few years after coming from Russia, Aleksandra had trouble understanding my English. The most amusing mistake was the time I told her I wanted to meet her at the grocery for an "amorous" encounter... which led to the sexy but confusing scene captured here"