"You might try, but I doubt you will be successful. I have no desire to be my wife's Bondage Bitch, enSlaved spouse, or Maid. We are equals in this marriage, and that is how things will remain. I don't own her, and she definitely doesn't own me ... So Good Night, Ladies, unless you really are craving a role reversal situation."
"She has a wonderful Girlfriend/wife... and her Girlfriends are amazing too... Welcoming her into the "Wonderful World of Womanhood" is a gift beyond price."
"I would love to be a tiny fly on that date. The sales lady sounds like an amazing woman, and this girl is way too cute to let her stumble through the "Wonderful World of Womanhood" on her own."
"Dreams can come true if we just believe and do our best to be the BEST GIRLFRIEND any woman could ever want. Be patient; it may take time, but never give up... If you truly LOVE, ADORE, CHERISH, and RESPECT HER, she will realize and give you back the kindness and acceptance you give her."