"Ever since he first tentatively wore those stockings and high heels to his wife's neighborhood Strap On Party Night... well, the response from the ladies was so... energized... that he had to wear that darn ball gag for a couple of months. But with that kind of responsiveness, he could not help but go all out on the 'fuck me' outfits. Well... the 'fuck the God damned snot out of me' outfits..."