"Very nice presentation. Put a collar and leash on her, stuff her mouth with a ball gag, and bind her hands behind her. Go to the door of the adjoining room. Open it. You will find the door to the next room unlocked. The Woman tied face down and naked on the bed is my wife. She is yours for the night. An even trade. If these terms are acceptable, just pass me your pet's leash as you enter the room."