Some years ago we had a young family
living across the street. The wife was tall
and think, but true MILF material. One night
while they were on vacation, I took a shit on
their back patio. No reason, I just felt like it.

Locktober day 2 and already thinking about cruising local glory holes

The weather report predicted rain.
My wife said "We're probably going
to get two inches." I looked down at
my pathetic wiener, and she laughed.

I was thinking that maybe I should retire
from the porn hobby. I have PD and I'm
getting up in years. Pretty depressing.
AWWWW FUCK THAT! PORN IS
WHAT'S KEEPING ME GOOFY!

Oh my, now Dolly Parton gone. Makes me so sad.