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I hereby solemnly swear and agree.
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Send me anything! All comments welcome!
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Ladies and Gentledudes! Welcome one and all to our showcase extravaganza of sadness and disdain! Feast your eyes, but don't worry about dinner, because it'll be a disappointing feast after all! Come see he baby dick known as Bitch Dicklet!
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This time, you should make Fetch happen.
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Oop, sorry, you're right, got excited.
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This was the tiniest silicone cage in the shop, and it's still too big. How big, you ask?
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You're right, it is my duty to inform you of the truth.
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Ladies and gentledudes, appearing now in his travel cage...
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... it was this much bigger, by the way.
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Behold! The Bitch Dicklet!
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It's good to have a good hard belly laugh with your friends, isn't it?
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This one is actually the MOST impressive picture in the set!
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This is more normal. One of my own nuts could hold my entire dick.
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Wayyyyyyyyy ahead of you.
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Here's an impressive shot demonstrating how my whole dick is not even half the length of my index finger.
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If you laugh? If you humiliate me and show other women who would also laugh? It's a GREAT idea!
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But how do you know I'm not shopping it smaller with image trickery? Well, that right there is one American dime.
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And here's a penny. It's not the worst bad penny in the shot.
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Going to nude beaches and casually laying out near groups of women, just to see if I can catch them laughing? Dream vacation.
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Rubbing it on your lips will also be a disappointment.
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Aplogies to Show Your Tiny Dick, but this one was too good.
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And here we have proof of actual size with just barely outpacing a cigarette filter...
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... and a second one to show full dimensions across, verified. It's not photoshop!
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