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LJSliver

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2026 is the last year I'm on imagefap. Admin gives a shit about the members, reports on issues are blocked, content is deleted on random, the forbidden-list is ridiculous and tech-quality of the site is out-dated.

With dim-witted moralists, boring capitalists and stupid conformists steadily taking over I say: Have fun, as long as we still can!

Cheers...and thx-a-lot to all fans!

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asian beauties , celebrity fakes , elegant ladies , freckled faces , haughty bitches , hentai toons , pantyhose and stockings , smoking hotties , vintage fun and glamour

Signed up: 17 years and 1 month ago
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Gender: Male
Birth: 01/01/1918

Location: Wallis and Futuna Islands

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Hodenbold Comments: 57	Commented on Aug 4, 2026 "Ich hatte 1990 nachts in einer Telefonzelle 40 DM in Muenzen in den Apparat gesteckt um eine Sexhotline anzurufen. Ich war leider so aufgeregt, dass ich mir dabei keinen wichsen konnte. Nach ein paar Minuten war das Gespraech dann auch schon vorbei leider..." LJSliver \| Aug 4, 2026 schoen zu wissen, dass auch andere fuer Telefonsex Geld verbraten haben...mich hatten damals meine Eltern wegen der Telefonrechnung zur Rede gestellt, da war guter Rat teuer. Zum Glueck gabs dann bald Internet.

Hodenbold Comments: 57	Commented on Aug 4, 2026 "Der erste Tag im callcenter war fÃ¼r Julia K. eine reine Routinearbeit! Sie hatte schon zuhause jahrelang Erfahrungen darin gesammelt. Nur das telefonieren fiel ihr schwer."

Pivi-1 Comments: 6,408	Commented on Aug 3, 2026 "sexy" LJSliver \| Aug 4, 2026 oh ja, die Claudia der 90er hat sich mir eingepraegt. Gewissermassen als Archetyp weiblicher Aesthetik - in Wichsvorlagen ;) Hodenbold \| Aug 4, 2026 Keider war sie noch nie mein Typ, auch nicht als ich jÃ¼nger war... sie hat meinen Penis nie erregt. Weiss auch nicht, warum. Pivi-1 \| Aug 4, 2026 Saubere Erotik, nie nuttig, immer gediegen und edel, die Mischung geilt mich LJSliver \| Aug 5, 2026 genau so, und Claudia ist einfach ein geiles Weib Pivi-1 \| Aug 5, 2026 ich wichse sie gerne immer mal wieder

10darsl5257 Comments: 20	Commented on Aug 2, 2026 "Summer camp hiring is wild. Zero background check, just â€œCan you lift a child?â€ I can, officerâ€”especially by the throat. They gave me the cutest cabin: three teen Disney princesses. Iâ€™m 53, built like a fridge, fresh off a 15-year vacation for recreational white-girl rearranging. And these three? Pure gold. Blondie in the middleâ€”total Aryan Barbie, crop top, little belly button winking at me like a target. Face like an angel, tits like two scoops of vanilla ice cream. Brunette on the leftâ€”thin yellow jumpsuit, long legs, ass I could bounce a quarter off. Brunette on the rightâ€”red blouse, innocent eyes, the â€œchurch girlâ€ who definitely never saw the inside of a confessional. All holding hands, smiling like they just invented sunshine. First night, I slip in. â€œEvening, ladies. Campfireâ€™s canceled, but I brought my own wood.â€ I lock the door. Blondie gasps, her little crop top riding up as she scoots back on the bunk, showing a sliver of that tight tummy. I grab her by the ponytail, bend her over the railing. Virgin Canal opens with a pop and a blood streak down those smooth thighs. â€œShh, Iâ€™m just making your hips useful.â€ She whimpers, her perfect lips quivering, while I blow a 50-year-old load into her honor-roll ovaries. Brunette #1 tries the window. I catch her ankle, yank her onto the floor. Yellow jumpsuit rips, ass up, face down, squealing like a stepped-on toy. â€œHush, sweetie, youâ€™re now a diversity statistic.â€ I slide in, sheâ€™s so tight it whistles. By the time Iâ€™m done, her mascaraâ€™s painting a Picasso on the linoleum. Church girl gets the sloppy seconds, tears streaming down that pretty, pale face, begging Jesus while I feed her half of my second round. â€œDonâ€™t worry, He ainâ€™t here. But I am.â€ Post-nut clarity: I canâ€™t leave witnesses. I make a joke: â€œYou know what happens when three white girls and one black guy go camping? A population chart gets updated.â€ They donâ€™t laugh. So I bury them in the same hole, their buttery blonde and chestnut hair tangling in the dirt. Cops later find a selfie where I photobombed with a peace sign. Evidence? Nah, thatâ€™s my employee-of-the-month headshot. Back at the campfire, I toast marshmallows. Best job everâ€”zero paperwork, all the fresh pussy I can dig."

10darsl5257 Comments: 20	Commented on Aug 2, 2026 "So this angel-faced white girl, like 15, cheerleader legs and virgin eyes, calls a random number for a dare. â€œHehe, I want you to fuck me hard.â€ Well, she got meâ€”Uncle Clarence, 53, fresh out for the same shit. I roll up. Sheâ€™s in her little skirt, starts crying instantly. â€œWait, no, it was a joke!â€ â€œJoke? Babygirl, Iâ€™m the punchline.â€ I bend her over her own Hello Kitty bedsheets. Cherry pops like a grape, blood trickles down those smooth thighs. Sheâ€™s squealing like a stuck pig, but Iâ€™m just humming â€œAmazing Graceâ€ while rearranging her guts. Pump, pump, splurt â€” white tummy officially colonized. Sperm dripping down her leg before I even zip up. Flash forward: sheâ€™s pushing a stroller with a little Tarzan in it, looking dead inside. Family won't look at her. LMAO, I call that a win for diversity."

iwanktoomuch Comments: 4,200	Commented on Aug 2, 2026 "There might be some wankstains in the upholstry if she gives me a ride" LJSliver \| Aug 2, 2026 its retro car-porn and pinup-porn, so yes, very understandable. And those synthetic leatherette can be wiped clean again ... ;) iwanktoomuch \| Aug 3, 2026 A good point... definitely getting a classic car then!

iwanktoomuch Comments: 4,200	Commented on Aug 2, 2026 "Bring back sexy women in car ads, I say. Makes more sense than any of the bilge we get served on YouTube or TV." LJSliver \| Aug 2, 2026 good point, I agree! And I would add: Bring back cool cars!

dining69 Comments: 1,813	Commented on Aug 2, 2026 "Hello? ELLIE, WHERE IN GODS NAME ARE YOU HONEY?! Chill Mommy, I texted you where and what I was doing. Jeez. (Burping cum) WHAT?! You said that you were going to be back home by 6 and it's almost 7. Your grandparents and all of us are all here waiting for you to come home so we can celebrate your birthday! No Mommy, I did NOT say that I was going to be back by 6. I clearly texted you that I was going to be BLACKED BY 6. Check my message. (Burping cum) WHAT?! I've only had 4 so far so I'll be home in a couple of hours or so. Say hi to Gramma and Grandpa. Gotta blow, um I mean gotta go. Love ya! (Burping cum) OH MY GOD!!!" LJSliver \| Aug 2, 2026 alright, thats fun, and I wouldnt say this was totally fictional, although I doubt the teen-girls involved would phone home... maybe their cuck boyfriend... ;) thanks for commenting

beckybexuk Comments: 1,837	Commented on Aug 2, 2026 "She is so pretty!"

Hodenbold Comments: 57	Commented on Aug 2, 2026 "Ihr seltsames Makeup verhalf Amira B. aus Dettmold im Meeting zum Karrieresprung in die Chefetage. Sie ging aufs Ganze und behielt Recht! Fortan musste sie allerdings tÃ¤glich unter dem Meetingstisch mehrere Stunden mit Oralsex verbringen. Der Vorteil: Sie ging nie Hungrig nach Hause." LJSliver \| Aug 2, 2026 Ich wette, eine Unzahl gut ausgebildeter Angestellter koennen davon ein Lied singen. Immerhin, was zaehlt sind Resultate, egal, wie sie geschaffen werden, und ist die Chefetage mal zufrieden mit der Performance...dann soll es recht sein...

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