I'm so glad to see your back at making your wonderful captions, I'd been in rapt suspense wondering when you'd return and you didn't disappoint! Please please please keep up the good work, I can'g wait for your next set!
joker81| Jun 17, 2013
Glad you've enjoyed them - threw up a few more today for good measure. Still planning on doing another "size adventure" like I did with Sarah Hyland, just need to get back in the groove again.
Terific new gallery, can't wait to see what else you have in store!
joker81| Mar 21, 2013
Glad you liked it!
Not sure who's going to get an experience like Sarah's next, but I am feeling partial towards a cute redhead like Molly Quinn.....
Love all the new work of yours, pure gold as usual; I wonder what Ellen Page's sexual profile would be or Kate Upton, Charlize Theron, Kirsten Dunst or Rihanna's? Just wondering. Keep up the terrific work! I hope to see more!
You've got the best celebrity captions. Your large penis humiliation is a fetish I've never heard of before, and you seem to be the only guy with that particular fetish (And considering the Internet, that's saying something). How did that come about?
joker81| Sep 1, 2012
To hijack a South Park quote, early experiences "warped my fragile little mind." I attempt at recounting some of them in this caption set -
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/2295634/True-Life-Large-Penis-Humiliation-Stories-Told-By-Celebs!
Anyway, thank you for the comment and I appreciate the accolades!
I took your advice and have created a gallery of celeb measuring pics like that Katy Perry one - http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/3567643/Celebrity-Size-Queens-Measuring-Your-Dick
Going to keep adding to it, hope you like!
Amazing new gallery, one of your finest! Thanks for all the amazing work
joker81| Jun 8, 2012
Thanks for the comments! Glad you enjoyed them - I think the "Size Princess" idea is one I will explore more in the future. So that definitely means more Emma caps!
Awesome set of the cuck captions. I mean, anything with Emma Stone and Miranda Kerr will be good times, but this was an especially nice round.
Hope this creative burst continues!
joker81| Feb 26, 2012
Thanks for the feedback! I can't believe I didn't really make any of these before - they are oh so nasty yet arousing.
Wow! Terrific new gallery, I love the departure from the usual captions, what a great new idea to create a role for these beautiful women that still reject mammoth cocks and their owners for the losers they are, I especially enjoyed Keira and Kat, I can't wait to see more.
joker81| Feb 18, 2012
Thanks! Glad to hear you enjoyed it, and I think it could make for an ongoing caption series. Especially with Kat and Keira, they're both long-time favorites of mine, and those stories could go on for a while.
I always knew zooey was a true size queen, and her sister. Thank you so much for that gallery I beg you to make another, it's so good! Great work!
joker81| Nov 22, 2011
Thanks, and glad to hear you liked it!
I've got a few more caps that I just added. No Zooey in this batch, though, but I do intend to have her start showing up more regularly. She's so cute but oh so very demanding!
Rachel Nichols is amazing. I've had a more-than-girl crush on her for years now. And your captions are hilarious! (And a little true - really small is not so great, but there is such a thing as too big.)
joker81| Oct 18, 2011
Thanks for the comment! And Rachel has been a favorite of mine for a while.
And I am not surprised to hear that - I really do think it's very true. My one ex compared it to the story of Goldilocks - women want something in the middle, not on the extremes.
Thank you for your great galleries. I've enjoyed them a lot. I'd like to see Keira Knightley more. I've just recently realised how hot she is.
joker81| Oct 8, 2011
I used to use Keira a lot more in the past, but she has become a bit more regular in my thoughts lately (especially as she looks *so* tight, and would likely be great for humiliating larger guys). But she does that posh elegant "better than you" thing so well - soon, I'm sure!
Hey, thanks for the Kirsten gallery, it was better than I expected. Another new ones in the works? Personally I'd love to see Zooey Deschanel, Kristen Bell or Natalie Portman shaming guys with big or small dicks. Keep up the great work!
joker81| Oct 8, 2011
Glad you enjoyed it! I've only recently gotten into Zooey Deschanel, but I think she's going to star in a future set of captions in the near future. She's just too cute for me not to use. ;)
Nice to see some of your old ones back. Am I correct in remembering there were more celebrity virgin caps? Love to see that set as well
joker81| Sep 3, 2011
Hi there, and thanks! I do remember there being a second gallery of my celebrity virgin caps, and am searching through my (less-than-well-behaved) old external hard drive for them. I did stumble across some other caps, and I'll probably just repost whatever I find soonish, presuming my new ideas don't overtake me.
Hey, so happy to see you back! Always loved your captions. Could you do a gallery devoted to Kirsten Dunst large cock humiliation? She's one of my favorites. That would really make my day. Keep up the good work, love your stuff!
You are the absolute greatest!
The large penis humiliation is the best thing ever. I've been looking for something like that as long as I've been looking at porn.
Keep it up!