We'd absolutely love to thank you for becoming a fan... But we just aren't that fucking nice!
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Besides... We don't want to sound like every other lame asshole in your comment section that writes out that stupid bullshit as if to suggest they actually give a fuck. Naw! Let's just be honest with ourselves. Your profile is prime fuckin' real-estate to advertise themselves! Butduh. Formalities are stupid.
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So instead... We're just gonna' leave this little piece of philosophical mind here and be on our way. The ad-space is appreciated!
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Houston, you have a problem. BECAUSE WE HAVE COME TO CONQUER URANUS. Okay. Well. You have my Imagefap URL right? Great. Call me sometime, maybe. Talk to ya' later if you ever decide to contact us again with some worth actually paying attention to. (Seriously, da' fuck do people actually expect a response when they say 'sexy'. And when we don't fuckin' say anything they get all like, 'Y U NO RESPOND?!') Anyhow! So long and thanks for all the fish! Take care now, bye-bye then.
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