I have before written that I might be the only one in the world who sees London as an erotic city and I do that since I lost my virginity in London. That was true, the joke is that I am going to assume that was what Britexit was about. British blokes being tired of Scandinavian guys like me coming over and shagging “their” birds. Because of course those English chaps cannot compete with us hot, exotic Scandinavian men. They had to close the borders. Of course all  English men are unpopular with the girls, just look at a typical English man: Benedict Cumberbatch.