Yesterday I was at the sister in law's house. She's thin, fit, strawberry-blonde hair, has a very attractive face, and absolutely no clue that she's hot. I was lounged out on the couch watching some of my nephews play with cars, when she decided to come over and play with them. She crouches down right in front of me, and I get a wonderful view of her ass. Actually her ass. Top-of-the-jeans-pulled-away, hey-look-there's-your-crack, ass. Lovely, tight, ass. You could bounce quarters off that thing, but the quarters would come out dented.

Then, as if that hadn't been enough of a treat, she started crawling around on hands and knees, pushing cars around with her kids. Bodies like that are why booty shorts were invented. Now if I could just get her into a pair of those... Her husband is a lucky man to have plowed three kids out of that woman, and even luckier that she's still that fucking hot.