Walked down to the park with my little one today, and on the way was passed my a female Runner. Not a woman out running: a Runner. This woman had the absolute tightest tummy, waist, ass and thighs I've ever seen on an actual live human. Anime fit. As she passed me she turned and waved to my little one, flashed me a quick smile, and then went on her way. I practically tripped over my dick as her perfectly toned ass bounded away. The kind of ass that the inventor of spandex running shorts had imagined as he created his masterpiece. Side note: as a man with a bellybutton fetish, damn. I'd have given pretty much anything to drain my balls into that glorious little crevice. Yes, I know there are more physically pleasurable places to blow it, but the sight of my cum splashing onto a woman's stomach and then pooling in her navel gets me revved up enough to go a second round.

So I get down to the park and set the little loose. Local Mom who I've seen at the park before with her Local Dad counterpart is sitting on the bench overlooking the playground, sans LD. LM motions me over so I go to sit next to her. LM is of indeterminate age. Seriously, I have no idea how old she might be. LD is maybe mid forties, and although I'm pretty sure LM isn't quite that old, I honestly don't know. But she's still a stunner, regardless of her age. She's thin, pretty tall (maybe 5'8 - 5'10?) and stacked like tits were half off the day she was built. Judging by the size of their house, it's possible (even likely) that said tits are not 100% natural, but I couldn't tell without closer (much, much closer) examination. And honestly, who cares: Tits, amiright? I go and sit down and LM is right off about how'd your little one, my little one is blah blah, has your little one done blah blah yet, you should really try blah blah. And 99% of my brain is preoccupied with one little thing: don't look down. Don't. Look. Down. The other 1% was trying to figure out the fastest way to get her bra off and exactly how long it would take to quick run behind the ice house and fuck her giant tits. Would the kids be okay for that long? But the 99% won out, and I didn't look down. Then, she realizes she's been talking to me for a few minutes without watching her little one, and has lost sight of them. She stands up, all parent panic mode, looks around for a second, then locates her little one. She sits back down with a sigh, and grabs my thigh and says, "Blah blah blah blah." And my brain says, "Holy fuck her hand is like an inch from the boner that I still have from the Runner!" She moves her hand away and goes back to watching her little one. She had no idea how close I came to blowing it right there on the bench. She might not have noticed my cock sitting there all sneaky and quiet, but I'm pretty sure she'd have noticed a massive flood of cum leaking up through the front of my shorts. Not sure I've ever had the urge to run off and jerk off in a Bif before, but I was temped today. Too much all at once. Damn you hot ladies, stay away... Except no, please, don't go anywhere. My fantasy sex life is so much better than reality. Duh.