This is the story I was told two times while in school. The first time I heard it I was twelve, the second time was in high school. Both times it was told by girls, if that's meens anything. Two guys were hiking in the woods they got lost. They were hungry and thirsty, tired and understable scared. Then they saw a lonely house in the middle of the forest. They knocked at the door thereupon an old, ugly lady opened the door. "We are lost and hungry, could we please have some food and water?"

The lady looked at them and said:"You're cute young men. I live alone out here and don't met many guys like you. If ypu have sex with me it wpuld be worth some foods and drinks. But first sex then dinner."

One of the boys refused, no way, she was too old and the years had not been kind to her. The other boy said he would do it. The lady got excited, she was going to get it, so when the second boy followed her into the smal house and he asked her to bend over, she gladly did. She bended over the kitchen sink and pulled down her pants and underwear, exposing herself to the guy. However the first guy had a smart plan. He grabbed a corn cob and used well you know that part of her body he used the cob on. She was happy, thinking she was given the real thing, she gave him a real luxurious meal after she had enjoyed the "shag". He eat and drunk with good appetite, but before he did.that he had throughout the cob through a window.

After that adventure the two guys reunited. "I got some food too.", said the first boy, "I can not believe my luck, I found a still warm corn cob with butter on it."