On www.fling.com we met a lady who actually turned out to be the husband instead. The 56 year-old poor bastard has Crohn's disease and he uses the site to pimp out his 31 year-old wife so he can watch and take pictures. He acknowledges the fact that she is with him because he has money and she is a gold digger. Ray told us that Kylie has been with two guys before, but never three. Kylie is no slouch either, nice looking blonde with store-bought tits and nice face. They are making the 2½ hour drive down from Austin today, and staying at the DoubleTree Suites down on Westheimer Road. Ray's instructions to us from his last email were:

“Do any fucking deviant thing you want to her anywhere in the room. She would rather be used as a whore than be poor. A handful of credit cards and a trip to the mall will soothe anything you guys might do.”

He is going to text me when they get to the DoubleTree. I hate to let my fellow man down, so the three of us are tonight going to do our best to make Ray happy.