Was fliiping through the channels and saw "modern Family" for a second.  Sofia Vergara is simply wasting her natural talents on television. This 5'7”, 141 pound, 38-28-39, F-cup, Colombian beauty should be doing hardcore. Even at 42 she would set the adult world on fire. Picture her choking on one of Jules Jordan's bad boys big cock. Imagine her face after Brazzer's Danny D is done icing it like a cake. Envision that lush body in a nasty gangbang with plenty of double-penetration action. Maybe in a alternate universe Sofia is being used as she should be. We can only hope. 

TMZ is reporting that Amanda Bynes is headed for conservatorship, but it almost certainly will not be at the hands of her parents. Rather her doctors are planning to get the type of conservatorship that can keep her confined and medicated for up to 1 year. Image Amanda confined to a hospital, her holes are begging to be filled, and it's hard for the male staff to not take notice. It would be a perfect hardcoregangbang.com scene. Finally the staff gives in, they can't take anymore of they give her the epic, brutal gangbang that she's been gagging for. Picture five or six studs letting Amanda have it, every thing from double penetration to double vag to double anal to triple penetration. Amanda could start a new career as a porn starlet. Picture this former Disney star with a facefull of man-juice!

ESPN has a lot of nice younger female anchors, but they also have some nice mature ones as well. Linda Cohn is 54 and she started at ESPN the same year I was born. The bitch still looks good. Picture this ESPN cougar sucking and fucking some serious cock.

ESPN already has nice looking anchors like Sara Walsh and Jade McCarthy. In the last couple months they added Lisa Kerney to their stable of “Fuckable” anchors. It must be part of the escalating bimbo sports reporter race between ESPN and FOX. I love sports, but is so much better when a hot lady, a MILF like Lisa, is bringing you the scores.

I know have already posted a blog entry about Megyn Kelly of Fox News, but I felt like posting a second entry. The stuff that comes out of Megyn's adorable mouth is absolute bullshit. If I could I would dispatch the six bastards that absolutely ravaged Kagney Linn Karter in Gangbanged 3 to do this bitch. Picture Megyn's with her two lower orifices full happily sucking on a third cock. After mastering the DP she could takes two in the pussy at the same time like Kagney did. Once the DPP is done the next logical set is a DAP like Ms. Karter did. Picture Megyn during a double anal. To finish it off the six of them could plaster her face one at a time until it is a gorgeous mess. Let's see what the bitch has to say after a half-dozen hung studs are done with her.

Today is Lisa Rinna's 51st birthday. This MILF still looks super hot. I think her husband instead of getting her an arrangement of flowers should get her an arrangement of cocks, 51 of them to be exact. Nothing says happy birthday better than a Bukkake. No need to frost a cake, just Lisa's face.

Monday was the first day after the bar and staff remodel. Now instead of just a few HD televisions we have 24 HD televisions scattered through out the bar. Updated the antiquated menu. The new IP camera system lets me keep an eye on everything in 1080p. We have a fresher sports theme for the decor. I did away with the karaoke machine and we have our first frozen t-shirt contest this upcoming Friday. Most importantly I upgraded the staff and did away with the unglamorous waitress staff we had. I have hotter ladies than before that ooze the right sexy almost-pornstar-like attitude and on the average have bigger tits. I coupled that with sexier uniforms with low scoop necklines, and coasters that act like baseball cards so you get to know the lady serving you. The first day went great and hope it just keeps getting better.

I have finished rebuilding my waitress staff. I hired seven new ladies and ended up only keeping one of the old staff. My staff ranges in age from 25 to 41, and in height from 4'11” to 5'4”. I have four blondes, two brown-haired, and two raven-haired ladies. I have two B-cups, two C-cups, and four D-cups with three of them due to enhancements. Six of the ladies have tattoos and four of them have piercings. Three of the ladies are divorced and one is separated. Two of the divorced ladies have kids. All of the ladies have that “I love to fuck” personality which the patrons want. I wanted staff that would look good in the new waitress outfits and also look good on a porn shoot. Below is there info:

After teaming-up with your buddies on a babe is there anything better than clutching the cunt by the throat and covering her face with jizz?

Please let me know via Yahoo Messenger at eric_cougar_stud_1992 what you think.

My ad for waitresses hit the paper Monday. I have seven positions to cover 280 hours of work. Of the seven ladies I have now four are toast, one has a shot, and two are keepers. Karen is 39, about 5'2”, dyed-blonde with big tits, real hot MILF type. Jessie is 35, about 5'7”, raven hair with nice tits and great face. Those ladies are keepers, good bodies and better yet personalities that say “I like to fuck!” Casey is on the borderline. She is 27, about 5'4”, dark-blonde with nice tits. The only problem is her personality is not quite the same as the other two. None of the current ladies know if their jobs are safe or not yet. If they want to try and keep their jobs through nasty means fine, even the ones that are toast. Hope to have a good staff of seven ladies picked out by the end of the week. Have already selected the new waitress outfits. A lot more eye-catching than the old ones, and made to show off some assets.

In Houston in the parks we have what are called “Water Spraygrounds” for kids to play in during the summer. On Memorial Day Brian, Damien, and I were going through the park nearest our house when at the Sprayground we saw a mommy with her toddler. She was blonde and looked to be mid-20's. She was about 5'4” and maybe 130 pounds. She had tattoos on her shoulders, arm, lower-back, stomach, ankle, and left breast. She might have been white, but her toddler was black. We struck up a conversation with her and found out her name was Ashley. She had a barbell in her mouth but no wedding ring on her finger. We found out her baby had just turned one. Ashley lived in an apartment only a few blocks from the park. When she headed home with her little one we walked her back. On the way we stopped at the convenience store and grabbed a case of Bud Light and a pack of cigarettes for her. Ashley invited us in. As she put the baby down for his afternoon nap we made ourselves comfortable in the living room. After she returned we dared Ashley to chug a beer down. The cunt had no trouble chugging it down. It did not take Ashley long to down a second beer after that. It also did not take long for us to get her into her bedroom and get her halter-top and shorts off. Ashley was all tramp so it did not take long for the action to get filthy. The three of us really got rough with her, and it quickly escalated into something reminiscent of the action in a hardcoregangbang.com scene. While the little one peacefully slept in the other room in his crib his mommy was getting the absolute shit fucked out of her in the other room by three guys she had only met a hour earlier. Ashley's bed quickly became our Spraygrounds.

Now that I am the majority owner of the bar and manager I plan to make a few changes to enhance the atmosphere and our revenues:

1. More than double the number of HD televisions, Houston is a sports-crazy town and they love to watch sports

2. Improve our humdrum waitress staff, we need hotter ladies with the right sexy attitude and bigger cup sizes

3. Upgrade to an IP camera system and add more cameras, keep an eye on the staff to make sure inventory stays put

4. Replace our outdated conservative waitress outfits, guys prefer to be served by a hot babe showing off her assets

5. Create a sports theme for the decor, appeal to the younger crowd and bring down the age of average customer

6. Add and improve live events, people would rather see frozen t-shirt contests or dancers instead of karaoke

What do you think of my plans?

I just want to say THANK YOU to my dad for my graduation present. With a business degree now in hand my dad financed my purchase of part ownership in a bar/club here in town. I knew the owner was looking for a partner to help him with the day-to-day operations. I told my dad and he said GO FOR IT. I love bars & clubs and now I get own part of one.  What an incredible dad.

I love watching basketball and I love watch the host of NBA Countdown on ESPN/ABC, Sage Steele. The 41 year-old mommy of three is gorgeous. I would rather see her on a Brazzer's set instead of an ESPN set. Picture this black princess in a nasty scene with three of Brazzer's biggest white cocks like Danny D, Clover, and Erik Everhard. Picture their gargantuan dicks pulverizing Sage's pussy and asshole in a nasty DP, or power-fucking her mouth. I guess she would call that a 3-on-1 fastbreak!

On fling.com we have been conversing with a young lady. Her profile reads:

24 year old Woman

From Kemah, TX, US

Seeking Men

Looking For Experimenting, Threesomes+, Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, and Meet In Person

After chatting with her we found out she is blonde with blue eyes. She is 5'2”, 118 pounds, and 34B-28-38. Kemah is just to the southeast of Houston. We sent her a picture of our three packages and she seemed interested. She does not sound like a brain surgeon.  To use her own words she said "I like boys with bick cocks and money".  Sounds like the right type for us.  The three of us are taking her out for supper tonight and the bars. I already have a reservation for room at a hotel near the bars we are hitting just so we have a falling off point with her.

I love to fuck a babe or go anal on her, but nothing is better than face-fucking. There is something about locking your hands around a lady's head and fucking her mouth which is magical. When I talk about fucking her mouth I don't mean soft gentle stroking in and out. I mean pound that mouth like you want to see your cock pop out the back of her head. It is a real high when you hear that gagging or gurgling sound coming from her, and the slobber just pours out. A lot of babes suck cock, but few really are into or enjoy being savagely face-fucked!

A couple weeks ago at a charity event at the country club Damien and I met Janice a 56-year-old lady who's husband was out of town which we put in an earlier blog entry Sophisticated Cougar. Out of the blue on Friday she called and asked if Damien and I were interested in rendezvousing with her at the Hampton Inn at the airport. Janice had to pick up her husband coming on a flight around 8pm. I asked if we could also bring Brian with us. Janice did not hesitate to say yes. I contacted the other two. Once Janice text me the room number the three of us headed to the Hampton. When we got there Janice answered the door in a white robe. We introduced Brian to her, and she happy to meet our new black teammate. Janice removed her robe. She asked if we liked the black garter and stockings she had picked out for the afternoon, and we agreed it was fine attire as we quickly disrobed. Janice quickly put her cocksucking silks to work. That bitch was one cock-crazy whore as the king-sized bed in the room became her playground. Anal, DP, facials you name it she was game. Janice might look like a cosmopolitan and wealthy 50-something lady, but she was all whore. After Janice took three loads to the face and collapsed to the bed. Damien asked her why she got off on doing multiple guys she told us her 69-year-old husband has not been hard for years and all he cares about is business. Janice is that rare five to ten percent of ladies you don't have to blackmail, get drunk, or have their husband coerce them to jump into bed with more than one guy.

If there is lady who's face I would like to see Peter North totally obliterate in jizz it is Susan Lucci. Picture him aiming his weapon of mass destruction at the 67-year-old star's face, and unleashing an unimaginable amount cum on her face, eyes, hair, and etc. I think the little bitch would love it. It would be a great way for Susan to moisturize her face.

Friday night Damien and I went out with Brian to hunt prey, no luck. We tried again Saturday night, no luck again, not even a nibble. Damien and I were starting to wonder if two white guys and a black guy was a bad mix. Our fortune changed Monday night at a hotel lounge. We found a nice looking cougar with light brown hair and eyes. She was maybe 5'2” and 130 to 135 lbs with pleasant C-cups. We quickly struck up a conversation with her. We found Patti was in town from Wichita for a 3-day training seminar. Through skillful interrogation we found out she was married with one son in college, and was 46 years old. Over the next 90 minutes we did our best to get Patti sloshed. We helped the tipsy traveler up to her room and to the comfort of her bed. We literally went “Beast Mode” on the bitch. Brian performed superbly.

Lisa Rinna was on a show today. Forgive me if I exaggerate, but this bitch screams “Face Fuck Me!” Something about her face, lips, eyes, attitude, and etc. makes me think she is a face-fucking machine. What do you think?

We have a new roommate for the house. Brian is an ex-Cougar jock. He is 6'3” with muscles everywhere. My best friend since I was 12, Justin, is leaving in a few weeks for a job he accepted in Dallas. We met Brian at the fitness center we like to workout at. He is bringing some serious black lumber with him. With Justin our trio was just below 20” in total, but with Brian we will now be bringing over 21” of cock to the party for any lady we catch. Plus Brian is just as sick as Damien and myself. We will miss Justin a ton, but we drafted a great replacement.

Since my dad and step-mom were not back from their vacation to the Cayman Islands yet he asked me to attend a charity benefit at the country club for him. I did so taking Damien with me. Among the many tired-looking, older bitches we came across a great find, Janice. A nice hourglass lady, maybe 5'6” and 135 pounds, with short black hair and brown hair. We found out later she was 56. She had on a nice fitting blue dress showing off some cleavage, and black stockings. She had a few wrinkles around the eyes, but still a 100% fuckable face. Janice was solo, her husband was in Dallas for the weekend. She was a blast to chat with. At dinner I sat to her right and Damien to her left at the table. Janice ate up the attention from us. I think it put off the much older couple at the table so much that they left early. Once Janice put her hand on my inner thigh I knew the game was on. Even more surprising she asked us to give her a ride home since she felt a bit “tipsy”. We gave Janice a ride home and she asked us in for a drink. The nightcap quickly progressed from the living room to the bed room. Janice was feeling her oats, and the bitch knew how to suck cock. I don't think it was her first time at the rodeo. Janice seemed very comfortable handling two cocks, and she was loving it.  After our little romp with the frisky housewife Damien and I exchanged phone numbers with Janice and were on our way.

Kris Jenner, the matriarch of the Kardashian whores, is one of those bitches I would really like to see get what is coming to her. She taught her little cunts the best way to a man's heart/wallet is with a willing mouth and spread legs. If karma does exist I would like to see two or three guys set her straight. If there is a truly worthy candidate for a brutal double-anal, Kris is it.

My dad and step-mom left for the Cayman Islands on Saturday. They will be gone for two weeks. Monday I logged in to take a look at dad's office. He has a four-camera Speco system installed with audio. I can pull it up on my phone or computer. A couple months back my dad hired a new receptionist/eye-candy. Alana is a gorgeous, busty, 30-yo brunette that I love to spy on. On Monday when I logged in I got lucky and caught the single mom with her hand in the cookie jar as she was taking money out of the petty-cash box. My dad usually keeps a couple grand in there, and it appeared Alana was helping her self to about $400 of it. The audio was more incriminating than the video when she said “He won't miss it”. Afterward I downloaded the video down to my flash-drive. I plan to confront the thieving bitch on Thursday. I am trying to decide on the best medicine for Alana's transgression:

A. Report her to the cops and let them handle it

B. Give her the option to pay back the money & forget the whole thing

C. Tell her I have two friends & the three of us will sentence her to hard-time

I am thinking about giving her option A or option C. That way Alana can make the decision and leave me in the clear.

Debby Ryan is the 20-year-old star of “Jessie” on the Disney Channel. The Alabama sweetheart has flowered into a sexy young lady. Sadly her talents are wasted on kids when in fact they would be better utilized in the porn world. Debby's mouth screams “Face-fucking!” Her face would be the perfect canvas for gooey facials, and that body would be awesome in a deviant DP. Disney is missing out on keeping the hot talent it develops. They need to expand out into porn. Instead of a Debby portraying a nanny who loves kids she could portray a nanny who loves to drain every big cock she can find.