I have worked in a lunch restaurant, this was many years ago, but let just say chefs live in a macho-world full of war stories. THe story I want to share here now, is that chef that according to rumors had tried to impress a woman by placing his penis on a plate and show her. But wait there’s more, he had also decorated the plate and his penis with a artistically cut vegetables - imagine that! Weird enough she didn’t fall for him, despite he made all that work to present his genitals.