This is the first of I hope many entries I'd be posting here. I'll be using this forum to introduce and log possible candidates and subjects who wish to be or attempt to be under my supervision.
If you wish to become one, the first thing you must understand is what I look for and what I will not tolerate - only after you understand and accept these things will you be considered as well and accepted into my circle of trust and authority.
No bickering nor complaining amongst yourselves or in my presence - if there is one thing I can not stand, it's a whiner.
Intolerance or disrespect of any kind will get you nowhere in life - and certainly nowhere with me.
If you do not wish to commit fully to this role you so desire to be in, do not waste my time nor your own, and don't do it then.
Limits are respected - I will not force you to do anything you don't wish to do free of will. But know that I intend to push your boundaries, understanding, and limitations - so be prepared.
Talk is cheap; anyone can do it - actions speak louder than words, always have, and always will. If you tell me you will do "anything" only to revoke on them, you are a liar as well as a dolt. Don't let your mouth cut a check that your ass can't cash.
If the above rules do not bother nor change your inhibitions, then continue below.
Those who do not scare easily and are still committed to becoming one of my subjects, welcome - you passed the first step. But as we go forward, do not forget the first set of mandates I set for you.
Now then, your first task is simple enough - write me a message. Sounds simple, no? But know this - your message will be your interview, your identity, and your introduction to me - best make it suitable, readable, spellchecked, and grammatically on the spot. Begin with "Dear Mistress Ruby," and go from there.
If you can do that and muster up the courage and the fortitude to check your work, I will respond in kind. Then, the game is on...
