Over the years I have been asked many questions about my interaction with my pet snakes. Dogs everyone knows about but snakes another can of worms. (no pun intended.)
To start off, this adventure takes a lot of patients and a lot of time.
My snakes are all garter snakes. There are many different species, depending on what part of the country you live in.
I bought my three "palls" shortly after they were born. Once born, they do not need the mother to survive, as long as they have warmth, food, and water.
After about one week I started to handle them daily for at least six hours a day. I let them crawl all over my naked body so they would be very familiar with my scent.
When they were a couple of months old, and around 9 inches long, I started to slowly insert one at a time, tail first into my vagina. Not all the way, I'd go until they would resist. Then I would stop and let them stay as long as they wanted. This activity lasted for about one month.
After they got comfortable I would go deeper and deeper. They will let you know when they want to go no further. From start to when they are "ready" it also took almost one year.
Now that they are ready to go, I found from trial and error, they are more apt to go to a warm place. So I turn the temperature to around 68 degrees. Of course, the inside of my vagina is around 98 degrees. It's not much of a choice for them.
Once they are in, up to the head, I leave them alone. They are moving around inside trying to get comfortable. This is intense. Imagine having your vagina alive and something hitting all the right spots over and over. Coiling and recoiling. It's beyond imagination. I will climax several times.
At this point, they will stay in for hours.
Occasionally, I will push the head in. This is tricky. Without air, they will die. So I only do that for short periods. If they turn around with the head pointing to my navel, I need to use my kegel muscles to push him out. (not a good thing)
I had a hysterectomy years ago, so I have a little more room for them.
My three pals are all different sizes. 16.5 in, 19in and 21 in. Because they coil up I can accommodate any of the three.
Now for the boring things, but IMPORTANT!
Cleanliness is a must. I clean their houses daily.
Before I insert them I use a very mild soap and water solution to wipe them down.(baby wipes work)
I take them to the vet every 6 months for a check-up.
Watch your snakes, make sure they are acting normal.
Stop feedings 3 days prior to insertion. You don't want poop inside of you.
Do not cough or sneeze when they are in. Scares to bejizzers out of them.
I go to the gynecologist more than they.
average gal. Just to be safe. No problems after 18 years.
Remember to start slow, make friends with them, and keep them and their environment sanitary
