I used to think Bad Dragon was a far the fuck out place for pervs to discreetly buy dog (horse/dinosaur/alien/etc) dildos. A few years ago $170 got me a great medium Rex German Shepherd dildo. And yes, I gaped that fuckers knot.
Fast forward to now. I got a frankly beautiful "raw meat' color dog dick dildo on Amazon for less than $30. 2 day shipping. In under an hour after delivery I've already licked sucked throated and pissed the fuck all over it. (I'll butt-fuck it as soon as I get the new P-Stim toy out of my Anus-tube.)
How FUCKING hornating is it that you can shop for animal boner dildos on Amazon like it was a salad bowl or a lightbulb? Decent quality for almost 6 times less than a 'filthy (awesome!) kink boutique' . Less than 2 days between order screen and body?
Dog and horse fantasy needs (plus) are now fucking mainstream. I'm a straight cock-positive dog fantasy-positive normal guy who is just creative and kinked as fuck. Real life? Doubt it! But fantasies about getting into the Penis-zone with hung dudes and dogs means BATE HEAVEN.
im jacking and anusing to the thousands of wives and husbands, gfs and bfs and singles out there that are making this filth mainstream. There's enough demand to support dozens and dozens of huge veiny dog horse wolf dino alien dick and cunt toys. on Amazon.
it's a thing now.
Thousands of hornsters are 'admitting" their need for animal dick dildos.
and the marketplace is responding.
not because they invented a need.
But because so many people everywhere are horny dirty fucks who need to get their pleasure freak on with huge animal boner.
