Remember when you were way on business and some guy asks you to come fuck his wife, as a treat for her? Back in the hotel room this massive sweaty hog is begging for cock up her arse and snorting like a rank pig .. to your surprise you're hot for her, hornier than you've ever been .. you feed it inbetween her butt cheeks - suddenly your dick is covered in her stinking diarrhoea .. more and more diarrhoea .. shes mashing it all over her body with her hands, rubbing it in like sun screen, The humid tropical air is thick with the acrid stink of her faeces and shes coming and coming .. you could come any time but you're holding it in, prolonging the moment, you want it to last forever .. her husband positions himself squarely over her pigface and squeezes out a huge firm turd .. she deftly catches it in her mouth and gingerly chews it up, before spewing it over her bloated cow udders .. its in her hair, all over her face, dripping from the corners of her mouth .. shes covered from head to toe in excrement .. in between her breathless moans she sighs, "make sure there isn't any skin showing, I want you to feel like you're fucking a massive pile of stinking shit - unh! - I need to feel like the dirtiest whore alive! Tell me I'm a shit! I'm a shit! .. Unh Unh Unh .. please make me into the filthiest fucking slut alive .. unh unh .. I want tattoos of shit .. of pigs in shit .. human pigs all covered in shit over every inch of my body ..UNH! please, please advertise me on the internet as a human latrine, a public convenience, a toilet whore ..UNH", her body jerks violently, wave after wave of electric shocks stream through her, her capacity for orgasm is seemingly limitless. Her husband jerks frantically at his old-man cock, which is so heavily pierced there's barely any skin showing.. its like hes got a metal cock.. a shitty, stinking old-man metal cock .. and hes muttering "oh yeah.. oh yeah.. this is so fuckin' hot .. I'm so glad I stood up that bitchy uptight supermodel and married this bloated ugly whale .. she's the perfect woman, a woman who really understands the joy of SHIT!" .. with that word a seemingly endless slew of yellow jizz erupts from his tool and spatters his spouse's shitsacks in a slew of thick yellow/brown globs, a mucky mess of curdled cum and crap. When his eruption finally dies down he releases his bladder all over her, rehydrating the dried poop that covers her flabby fleshy folds - the stink is unbearable. "PISS IN MY CUNT! PISS IN MY CUNT AS YOU FUCK ME!" she screams. Torrents of piss flood out of her disgusting cunt and all over my cock - this is the most sublime ecstasy imaginable, and you remark, "fuck, I'm so jealous, I want to marry an obese shitpig, where did you find her?". It was then that her daughter waddled into the room, only 21 but already twice the size of her mother. And that, my dear, is how I met your mother.
