Hi there fellow fappers! I hope you enjoy browsing through my collections, and that my selection of erotic pictures will give you many hours of solitary pleasure, as they for me.

 I've always been very horny all my life, and my imaginative erotic fantasies and dreams have been a very private secret, until the Internet helped me realise that actually I've always been quite "normal", and it's only the uptight unsexed minority who've ruled the roost through the fear of exposure, of not conforming to the "norm".

But now, thanks to the electronic wonders of the age, we're all free to express and share all the many colors, shades, and contrasts that make us such fascinatingly sexual creatures.

I masturbate at least a couple of times a day now that I'm single, and like to slowly extend my pleasures for as long as I can hang in there. My thanks go to the inventors of the Fleshlight, which had it been invented years ago, I may never have got stuck in a dysfunctional relationship. With my left hand, my Fleshlight, my lube , and my very extensive collections of erotic material to fuel my already vivid imagination, I'm pleased to tell you that I don't think I'll ever again need a full-time lover in my life, with all the mess and  petty complications. The Rolling Stones song "Sitting On A Fence" says it all. So sit back, relax, and slowly enjoy your masturbation with me as we share our fantasies, safe, secure, and alone . . . . . .