So this friend of mine invited me to
Pleasures on W Colfax. I got there about 1:30 in the morning, paid
my entrance, and went on inside.
I'd dressed pretty basic.
Jeans, t-shirt, but I did pick out some bright orange boxer briefs
because there's a couple spots where there's a blacklight, and I knew
they'd stand out.
I walk in, give my eyes a second to adjust
to the lack of light...
The place is a maze. Booths, the
theaters they absorbed, and almost no light to help you guide
yourself around.
My first intention was to go to the Bi/Trans
theater, but I needed to get warmed up first. So I stepped into a
booth, picked some insanely dirty gangbang porn on the screen, and
got my cock out to get going.
I saw a hand through the hole
motioning me, so I let this anonymous guy suck me. Dropped my pants
all the way, and let him suck. I asked him to hold off from me
cumming, since I'd been edging for two days straight, and he was very
nice about it. Thanked me, complimented my cock, and we went our
different directions.
Back out into the maze...I went to the
trans theater. There's only about 8 seats in it, so I sat down and
watched these two tranny girls fuck on screen. Started stroking in
my jeans, then just pulled it on out. I hadn't noticed the guy
waiting by the wall, but he made eye contact, and I motioned him
over.
I didn't last long, and he swallowed every drop. Two
other guys were watching.
I knew I needed to get hard again, so I
headed for a booth to stroke up watching some bi porn. The guy in
the booth next was also stroking to gay porn, so I figured it was my
turn. Hand through the hole to motion, got on my knees, and sucked
him.
He was probably 7 inches or so. Did my
best to deep throat, but nearly gagged at one point. He wound up
finishing on my face.
They do have a bathroom there because
pee is nasty, so I went and grabbed some paper towels to clean up as
best I could. Cum is good for my beard, I guess.
I went back
to wandering through the maze, and there's this cool spot where you
can go up on a platform and watch a big screen and stick your cock
out to get sucked. One guy, probably in his 50s, was up there,
stroking, and another guy, a younger black guy were watching lesbian
porn together. I stayed on the ground level and sucked off the black
guy. I still have trouble swallowing, so he wound up cumming on my
t-shirt.
Needed to get hard again, so I went to a booth, put
on some bi porn, and stroked it up. Another hand through the hole in
the wall, and this time, I just pressed myself up against it as hard
as I could and let him suck me off.
I gave myself a break,
went and got a Pepsi (they have a soda machine near the back), and
went back in to sit in the straight/bi theater. Everyone was going
in and out, so I moved to one of the booths that seats two or
three.
Dropped my pants, started stroking, and a guy came in
to ask If I wanted company.
I'd brought condoms, and I'd
bought a toy a couple days before to keep me stretched and ready.
I said “Sure,” knowing what he was after. We got our
cocks out and I leaned over to blow him, and then handed him a
condom, yanked my jeans down, and let him fuck me dumb. I wouldn't
say he was huge, probably only 6 inches or so, but it was enough that
I'm sore today, even with some warmup with my new toys.
At one point, I looked up, and my
t-gurl friend was just watching and smiling. Normally, when I get
fucked, I bury my face in the pillow and grip the sheets, but that
wasn't an option here.
He blew his load after a few minutes,
and even in a dingy porn arcade/theater, I took a couple minutes to
enjoy the afterglow.
I was thinking about leaving at this
point, but figured I'd poke my head into the theaters one more time.
Glad I did, cuz I gave two handjobs, both of which splattered on my
face and shirt.
It was time to go. I was worn out, my asshole
was sore, and I'd had enough fun for one night.
So I called
Uber. The gal that picked me up saw me with gobs of dried cum in my
beard, cum stains on my t-shirt, and was picking me up from a known
casual/anonymous sex place.
Joke's on her...she didn't have
NEARLY as much fun as I did.
I contacted a woman on Craigslist the other night who was advertising for a threesome with two guys. Evidently, she and her partner (not her husband) are down for this evening here at my place.
I'm hard thinking about it. She wants to try DP with us. Weirdly enough, I've only ever done one double penetration, and that was double vaginal. So the idea of the "classic" DP is definitely a turn on. I think, giving her in my discussion, but I will take the vaginal penetration. I love anal with a woman, but I like the idea of her bent over, straddling my cock, deep inside her, and feeling her entire body being pressed on to me, feeling his cock sliding in and out of her ass through the tissue in her pussy.
She's into some of my other fantasies too. I hope that she lets me lick her clean after he finishes inside her. She said that interesting, qnd that one of her fantasies is a guy cumming on her tits and another guy licking her clean. I'm down for that, but licking her frosty asshole would be more amazing.
She's worried about the other guy flaking out, but if he does, she and I can still shag. I hope he doesn't, since this idea turns me on beyond belief...a married woman having a threesome with two guys from the internet. Yeah. I'm hard as I type.
I have only been in three long term relationships. Only the first did not involve at least one threesome.
At this point in my life, a long-term partner MUST be having sex with other partners. I want my woman to be as slutty as possible. Safe play, but the more guys she fucks, the harder I get.
My first threesome was me and a fraternity brother doubling up on my then-girlfriend. I wish I could post the pictures, but without his and her consent, just not okay.
The next girlfriend and I had several threesomes. She was 18 and I was 21. The first threesome for her was with a guy we recruited from Yahoo Messenger. He lived in her dorm. That was her birthday present.
My first male/male experience was also from Yahoo. He was a three pump chump.
I don't top. Dunno why, but I can't get hard thinking about fucking a guy's ass. I like fucking a girl's ass, but not a guy's. Someone with a PhD should tell me about it.
My favorite porn star is Audrey Hollander. Jenna Jameson is a close second, along with Kylie Ireland. Seka is pretty hot, at least judging by the scans of the magazines that my dad didn't know I knew about in his closet.