Well, I am getting several tribute requests daily and, trust me, it is impossible to keep everyone happy. But I am really impressed on the number of garbage pictures some people are asking me to tribute! Like they are pushing a button, they shove up my face a picture that isn't even worth to look at even once (I can't even imagine giving it a second look) and they expect me to be turned on... while, in fact, I make a face like "eewwwww!!!"
So, let's put down a few simple rules to save time, for you and me. Your pictures have NO CHANCE to be tributed (at least by me) if:
1. You have a collection of teen girls making silly faces. Obviously, this is not a turn on.
2. You have a collection of women that you have no f@<&!n$ clue who they are. Trust me, I can find millions of such pictures, I don't really need you.
3. Enough with facebook pictures. I don't give a damn about facebook "friends", I don't even have an account there (ok, I have created one for testing purposes only and it sucks) and it's about the same with having no f@<&!n$ clue who they are.
4. You only show body parts. I intend to tribute the woman shown in a picture, not a butt or a boob, no matter how big it might be. If you want me to tribute a body part (i.e. a very sexy butt or a gorgeous pair of feet) you will have to show me your/her face as well.
5. You post pictures with your/her face cropped. It's the same as posting body parts.
6. You post a model as your wife/girlfriend/sister, ex or current, I don't really care.
7. You post pictures of celebrities. Ok, some of them might be sexy but I don't get in the mood just by seeing them.
8. Your pictures are of bad quality. Nobody wants to look at blurred, shaken, too dark or too small photos.
9. You are asking for a "private" tribute. Come on, if I wanted this private, I would never create this page.
There are no exceptions on the above rules. If I happen to spot a picture you have posted and think it is super-wow, I might do this, but the choice is mine. And believe me, I have my own standards in what is sexy and what's not.
