My Wife has a Fantastic bod.
She has to carry her breasts in a hod
Her shape is perfection
and caused many erection
But when she bends over, MY GOD!

There once was a man from Birritz
Who planted an acre of tits
They came up in the fall
Red nipples and all
And he promptly chewed them to bits

The ladies on Mars aren't entrancing
if more than a quick glimpse you're chancing
For they've breasts on their back
and their skin's mottled black
But they're bloody good fun to take dancing

Once shagged a girlfriend named Venus
Who loved my prodigious penis
Cried my girlfriend alas
It just came out my ass
And there is still 15 inches between us

A girl with magnificent tits
when dancing would wiggle her hips
a wonderful flirt
she'd lift up her skirt
and exhibit her sensuous lips

There once was a girl from Devizes
Who tits were of different sizes.
One was real small
And no good at all
But the other won several prizes.

Once shagged an old lady named Dot
Who sighed as her nipples got hot...
But her tits were adroop
In her clam chowder soup,
So she tied them both up in a knot

Busty Sue was thrilled to bits,
To be staying at the London Ritz,
As the clerk checked her in,
He gave her a sly grin,
As he surreptitiously checked out her tits

There was a young man from Kabul
Who had a rectangular ball
The square of his date
plus his penis times eight
Was two-fifths of five-eights of fuck all

There once was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long that it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went