I've just had my umpteenth (umpteen is a word my mom uses a lot - LAURA, I have asked you UMPTEEN times to "nag, nag , nag...") email asking, one way or another, me how much black and/or white cock I've had.

Now why did I just edit the above sentence to bring my mother into a blurb on getting black and white cock - hmmm... Anyways:

Being an extremely serious and contemplative girl I have been giving the "how much cock have I had" question some thought. Besides I've been done with classes for a month and I need something to keep my mind occupied - I'll save an analysis my mother issues for latter, maybe my first book. Getting back on-topic, the below is based on my and my BFF Julie's black and white cock experiences over the six plus years we've been sexually active (getting guys off).

Average black guy we've known - about 8 inches, but with either a handjob, blowjob or in the kitty, the stroke length is about 6 effective inches. A stroke cycle is in-and-out so 12 inches per stroke or 1 cock foot per stroke. Some of the act is slower / some faster - lets say the average stroke takes 1 sec so 1 stroke per second (think this is frequency or is it the periodicity) and, for black guys, an act lasts about 10 minutes - although this can vary widely from guy to guy and situation to situation.

Putting it together - Black:

1 cock foot per stroke * 1 stroke per second * 60 seconds per minute x 10 minutes per act = 600 cock feet per act

Average white guy we've known - about 6 inches, but with either a handjob, blowjob or in the kitty, the stroke length is about 4 effective inches. A stroke cycle is in-and-out so 8 inches per stroke or 2/3 cock foot per stroke. Some of the act is slow / some faster say average stroke takes 1 sec so 1 stroke per second (think this is frequency) and, for white guys, an act lasts about 5 minutes - although this can vary widely from guy to guy and situation to situation. Yes, black guys last longer, have more endurance, or however you want to put it - or get it put to you (interjection from Julie). We had considerable discussion on this point. Julie dated one white guy who she could barely get it out of his pants before he came and also a black guy who she said took 30 minutes minimum - I told her in my experience he was only 15 - so we threw out the outliers - our HS math teachers would be so proud of us for our approach.

Putting it together - White:

2/3 cock foot per stroke * 1 stroke per second * 60 seconds per minute x 5 minutes per act = 200 cock feet per act

So

sex with a Black Guy - 600 black cock feet per act

sex with a white guy - 200 white cock feet per act

Another way to look at it - there are 5280 feet per mile;

5280 feet per mile / 600 black cock feet per act = 8.8 acts per black cock mile

5280 feet per mile / 200 white cock feet per act = 26.4 acts per white cock mile

Black guys also seem to be more sexually persistent, dominant, aggressive, successful, or maybe just more satisfying so that, in our experience, sexual acts happen twice as often, whether a hand job, blow job, or in the kitty, when dating a black guy than a white guy.

So this is just estimating, and by far the majority of our sexual acts have been hand jobs, especially in JH and HS, but for Julie and myself, each of us has had between 5 and 10 miles of white cock and 25 to 50 miles of black cock.

Do the above numbers indicate that Julie and I are sluts?

A frequency of 1 act per week X 52 weeks for 6 years = 312 sex acts, if all black cock, 312 / 8.8 = 35.5 black cock miles, if all white cock 312 / 26.4 = 11.8 white cock miles. So 50 to 60 cock miles may sound slutty, but it actually only averaging only 2 sex acts per week over a six year period, and that is counting each individual "cock" sex act. I've had boyfriends (both black and white) where the night would start with a hand job, after an hour or so a second hand job or a blow job, and end with stuffing the kitty . That is 3 cock acts in just one night - and if its black - over 1/3 of a cock mile.

I've heard the term "cock miles" but I don't think I have ever seen anyone ever workout any details, so, I just worked thru this approach with Julie. It was fun to work the numbers, more for the discussion of the guys than the actual numbers.

I think next we'll figure didlo miles, or even better, kitty/clitty tongue miles.

Hey, Julie, how long is your tongue and how many licks....