Just went for a quick walk dressed in short skirt nappy and pantyhose. When i got home looked in the mirror only to find the skirt tucked into the pantyhose and you could clearly see my nappy. How embarressing

So i ordered some fake breasts and new stockings and thongs on ebay with click and collet from argos. When they were in (different stores) I was nervous, would they know what was in the parcels. Made me really horny but kind of nervous, what if they knew. Decided to pick up the breasts first so as i wanted to try them straight on after collecting I shaved my chest which led to me shaving everything except my arms. I put on a pink thong black holdups under my clothes and off I went. As soon as the girl served me and punched in the ref I though she knew and was so nervous I came in my thong. I quickly collected the package and left before the damp patch soaked through.

I decided that i had to wear womens underwear whenever I brought or collected new clothes but needed to not mess my knickers, should I wear a condom or being girly should I use sanitary towels. I opted for sanitary towels so I got one over my cock with fresh knickers tights and this time my b cup breats in a training bra with track suit bottoms and tshirt. My loose coat concealed the breasts . Off i went to argos up to the counter to be served by a young man who sounded a bit camp and then in dawned on me. My order number was in the inside jacket pocket. I slowly lowered the zip to get to the pocket and fumbled for the paper, I just went to jelly and ended up with the zip right down and the breasts showing in the black bra throught my white nylon tshirt which I hadnt considered would show. He had a big grin and went to look for the parcel whilst I quickly did my jacket up. When he returned still grinning he asked me to check the items were ok and not damaged. I said I was sure they would be ok but he insisted. I oped the parcel and inside was the fishnet stockings and pink thong I had ordered. I glanced in and said they are ok. Still grinning he  handed me my order number back knocking my wrist which spilled the contents onto the counter. He picked the up with a big smile placed them in the packet and I virtually ran from the store.

A couple of days later I got another email and more stockings thongs and a new bra I had ordered from the same store to be collected. Decided not to wear my female clothes so drove to the store wandered round but coudnt bring myself to collect the order. The next day decided to stick to the rules so black stockings on black thong on black bra on  sanitary towel on my cock and feeling really brave a white cropped ladies vest top and my tracksuit bottoms. On went the coat and up to Argos. When I walked in the young lad was nowhere to be seen so up to the counter and served by a youg girl. All going well I thought collected the parcel and just as I was leaving the young lad appeared at the door. I supposed I did look suspicious with my coat done right up on a warm day as he suggested I may be hiding something under it. I protested so he said he would call the police. I followed him to a side room and undid the jacket. He grinned just like he had before. he told me to take off the jacket which I did and then he asked If I was hiding anything else. NO i said. I knew this was all just a bluff and was him just poking fun at me, i didnt care just wanted to get out of ther so I pulled down my tracksuit bottoms and stood there all girly looking at him. He had stopped grinning now and knew he had gone too far. I had him. Right you little prick let me go.