http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2001/09/14/366856.htm

Found! The longest bird penis ever

North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever - a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck.

Dr Kevin McCracken of the University of Alaska, Fairbanks, and colleagues, report in this week's Nature that they have found a specimen of the Argentine lake duck (Oxyura vittata) that has a penis as long as its body - nearly half a metre long.

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what a boss. quack, let me unroll my penis. quack, now to get it hard...

"Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently, according to Guanabee.com.

“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day,” she said. “That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”

After winning a court battle and seeking professional help, Bezerra is legally entitled to combine work with pleasure.

Her doctor has also given her a medical cocktail of tranquilizers that has reduced her need to masturbate to about 18 times a day."

 She gets to take tranqs and stroke off 18 times a day. How the hell she gonna get any work done? She should just go into adult entertainment. I call bullshit on this, she's got to get fired.

http://www.cpomusic.com/woman-legally-entitled-to-masturbate-at-work/

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mount the dildo on his pantyhose clit, and have him jerk off the dildo.

this way he still feels sexual stimulation to his clit, but he is jerking off someone else.

he will get used to sexual arousal from pleasuring another man's cock.

and from a dick pounding on his clit.

next fuck his ass. take mommy's cock. that's a good boy.

ohhh now your slutty asshole is wide open.

it is soft and horny begging for cock to fuck it.

take that cock deep. moan like a little girl.

and pretty soon he won't be begging for pussy anymore because pussy can't fuck him.

he'll be asking pretty please to his mommy for cock.

yeah, fuck my toes with your mouth. like ten tiny cocks being sucked by your whore mouth.

your clitty is so pathetic even my toes get sucked off and your clitty never will!

that's right, be a whore to my feet

Slaves should not cum and slaves are not allowed to cum.

A sex slave does not need to cum.
A slave does not need to cum to fulfill any of his sexual duties.
The first thing a slave must give up in order to satisfy his mistress is his entitlement to cumming.

A slave should always want to cum in the presence of his mistress.
His desire to cum for his mistress demonstrates his devotion to her.
He shows his mistress he worships her beauty and superiority over him.
He shows his mistress she has power over him and all his sexual thoughts.
By showing his constant arousal, he is consenting to his mistress sexually at all times. She may do whatever she wishes with him sexually and he allows it, by surrendering his erection to her. He submits by being aroused.

She holds all the cards to his sexual existence. He cannot refuse his mistress. He shows this by constant arousal to her. He is always interested and always in want of her. He cannot reject any advance she makes. He feels sexual pleasure at any contact or attention she chooses to give him. He cannot want her less or reject her for anything she does to ignore him.

She controls him at her whim. She may use him for any purpose that benefits her, knowing that he will not worship her any less, whatever that purpose may be.

She may degrade him and violate his body sexually to exercise her own sexual powers over men and benefit from him that way.
She may use him to satisfy her friends in luxurious ways that she could not ask a normal man to. It may be because it is degrading, or laborious, or painful or all of the aforementioned.
She may tease him and frustrate him as entertainment for his suffering predicament.
She may extract favors from him such as gifts or moneyy.
She can have him wait on her hand and foot.
She can whore him out to men as a fuck slut. She can take his money. She can make him pay tribute for sexual liberties. For instance, she can allow him ten seconds of stroking for a hundred dollars earned as a prostitute.
She may reprogram him sexually to receive pleasure doing certain things for her.
She may condition him to feel discomfort in normal sexual activity. This she may accomplish by physical punishment or psychological torture.

May I cum on your feet mistress?
You know you are not allowed to cum slave.
You will eat the cum off my feet from my lovers as punishment.

Tonight you are to take me out to a club downtown and find five men for me to fuck. If I don't approve of the man, you will suck his dick in the bathroom then continue looking. If he does not approve of you, you are to give blowjobs to every man in the bathroom for the rest of the night. And you are not to see me again until the next morning after you've earned enough cash for a cab ride home. If you have not found five suitable men by the time I grow bored, you will also give blowjobs for the rest of the night.

When you have found five suitable men for me to fuck, you will take us to a hotel and book five rooms for the night. I will not stay in any place less than four stars, with champagne and room service for each room.
You will find a prostitute to cuckold sit you. Let her know she will be fucking you with a strapon and that she is not to let you cum or touch her in any way.

When we are done in the first room, and the first gentleman has left, you will slip a pair of pink ribbon panties under the door. When I open the door, you will crawl in on your hands and knees naked wearing only your chastity tube.
You will look down at the floor at all times. You will pick up the panties with your teeth and bring them over to the bed. Then you will wait for me to greet your cuckysitter. When I am done telling her the rules for you in private, you will apologize to me for daring to ask to cum on my feet.

You will then beg to be punished for your disobedience.
When I give the word, you will beg to be allowed to lick my first lover's cum off my feet. If you have done exactly as I have asked, I may permit you the opportunity to make up for your disobedience by eating his cum. This is not for your pleasure, so your tongue is only allowed to touch the areas of cum, not my pretty feet. When you are done, you are to thank me for my leniency to your misbehavior. After I have left the room, you are to put on the pink panties and await orders from your cucksitter.

I will call you to the next room when I am done with my lover. You are to enter in the same fashion each time. If you are lucky, you will be permitted to eat five loads of cum before the end of the night.

At the end of my sex for the night, I may give you permission to ask for my forgiveness. If my lovers have satisfied me, and you have done exactly as I have asked, I may permit you to stay with me for the remainder of the night.

You will pay the prostitute. You will sleep at the foot of the bed in your pink panties, licking my feet as a reward. And you will make sure the last thing I feel when I fall asleep is your tongue gently lapping the tired soles of my pretty feet. And you will make sure the first thing I notice when I wake up is your lips wrapped around my toes, sucking each one, and breakfast for one ready to be served for me in bed.

Pretend my foot is your dick and your mouth is my pussy.
Show me how you would fuck me.

If you do a good job, I may let you try out your penis on a mop first.
You can work your way up.
Each time you prove to me what a good job you can do with your mouth, acting as my pussy, you may penis fuck another object. You may not cum.

My foot does not shoot cum into your mouth. You will not shoot your load onto any of my objects.
I have many things around the toilet that deserve a good fucking.
If you have satisfied them all, perhaps I will let you have your way with a pair of my shoes.

Of course, if you want to cum on my shoes as well, you will need to fuck each object again, but have someone to cum on each object before you mouthfuck it.

You can stay locked in your chasty tube if you don't think you can control your cumload. But I doubt I will be impressed by your performance if you do so. I want you fucking that mop hard and deep, the way I fucked your mouth, without you splooging your mess all over it. I want the mop to take it hard, for a long time by a strong naked dick. If you fuck it like the wimp I think you are, you can count on having to do it again the next time. Only when I trust that you can fuck a pile of string the way a man ought to fuck a woman will I let you advance closer to laying your prick on my shoes.

And don't think I'm going to do all the work fucking your face with my foot. You're going to ram your mouth on my foot as if I were pounding your mouth with a giant cock. I'm going to place my foot right here on the edge and you're going to convince me I'm thrusting my foot into you. I will read a magazine or pare my nails. You better not shove my foot one inch from the spot I rest it. You are not pounding me, remember. You are getting your mouth fucked by my foot. Or else I might have to remind you exactly who is the little bitch getting fucked.

If you take it out, you will be sent to bed without a milking.
Keep fucking that prostate.
May I keep fucking my ass after if I take it out.
No you will go directly to bed in chastity. You will not get to cum.

That's a GOOD BOY. That's how I want to see you fuck your ass.
Learn to love the feeling of having your ass filled. It will be the only way you will get to pass your cum.

You don't get it do you?
You will not have another orgasm in your life.
This is the way it's going to be from now on. Your little limp dick locked in chastity. A dildo filling your ass.
No more free erections.
Maybe if you are lucky, you will release your sperm by prostate stimulation. That will be all.

The teeth chastity devices are not intended to make you feel pain when you cum. They are there to remind you not to get erections. They are to help you avoid the suffering of pleasure without release.

How's my little virgin doing?
:My dick hurts Mistress. I want to ejaculate really bad.
Oh that's because you've been playing with yourself when you're not supposed to.
You know cumming is not for boys who have never fucked a woman.

You will stay a virgin. And you will not cum anymore.
You are a chaste virgin cumslut.
You are turned on by women's feet. You like the smell of warm feet.
You get hard at the sight of cute girly socks.
You want to shove your dick between those girl socks and cum into them.
Shoes make you want to cum. Bare feet make your dick hard.

A girl shoving her shoe or her sock or her warm smelly foot in your face makes you want to jerk off really fast and cum.
When you see a woman's sweaty bare feet, you want to lick and suck off all of her taste. You want to worship her feet with your mouth, because you know her feet are the only thing that can permit you to cum.

Her breasts and lips and ass and pussy are not allowed for a submissive naughty boy as yourself to pleasure yourself with.
They are there to arouse and frustrate you. When you get down to it, feet are all you are allowed to taste. Her beautiful body is for other men to fuck. It is for you to look at while you lick feet. And you will quiver with arousal at her sheer beauty.

Sometimes she will allow you to look only at her feet.  You will admire all the beauty she has in her feet, knowing she has luscious breasts and suculent red lips and an adorable nose, and a fresh pink pussy patch, and sweet puckered asshole. And you will lap eagerly at her soft soles. You will get all the cute creases between her toes. You will suck under her toenails for a taste of her accumulated flavor. You will french kiss the meaty pads of her feet. You will fuck your lips around each of her Goddess toes, that if they were all eager dicks, each one would feel the tight, fuckable wrap of your orifice and shoot its load down the back of your throat.

You will worship anything associated with her feet. You will lick the toe rings. You will think of them as symbols of your chastity. They will remind you that you will not cum unless her feet allow you.

Anklets will make you so aroused. You will hold them as sacred objects. They represent your submission to her and her total control. They are the keys to your hopes of sexual release. They have the power to allow you to cum.

All hosiery and socks are sexual extensions of your Goddess. They hold her feet. They capture the scent and excretions of her feet. You will treat the hosiery and socks as sacred and forbidden sexual representations of your Goddess. You will be submissive to them as you are to your Goddess.

Goddess's shoes represent fucking. You may worship the heels as she would fuck you if they were her feet's dicks. You may lick her shoes up and down. You will taste the salty flavor of her feet. You will demonstrate your total sexual surrender to her. You will lick her shoe like you are blowing her dick.

She may stomp your dick with her shoes. She may flatten your balls. She demonstrates that your dick is undesireable to her sexually. She lets you know what you have to offer sexually is laughable. Moreover, you are sexually repulsive. You on the other hand, offer the whole of your sexuality to her, to use you sexually or to discard you as she sees fit.

"However, I feel that other sensual acts can replace orgasm, not just pain. Acts such as foot worship, arse / ass worship, shoe cleaning/boot blacking, etc, can be seen as substitutes for sex. In a sense, a chast sub performing foot worship could be described as "making love" to the Domme's feet. "

-chaste777, http://www.chastitymansion.com/forum/index.php/topic/6053-pain-as-a-replacement-of-orgsam/

"For me, "sex" has been reduced to simple foot worship.
I once posted years ago on one of the ways she did this,
but I think it's worth retelling.

She would allow me to take my cage off, and then fetch the
petroleum jelly. She would often dress up for my "lesson in self
control" as she would call them. She would have me masturbate in
front of Her. She would tease me with her foot, dangling it and
pointing it at me and would order me to stop masturbating before
I could cum and then she would have me scurry over and kiss her
foot as she told me how nice it felt to have her feet kissed and
worshipped. I would be on the edge but unable to cum, with very
pleasant sensations going through me as I kissed and worshipped
her feet. After she was done, she would make me get back in the
cage and she would refer to my worship as my relief.

It was a long time until I was able to accept that I was being
conditioned to be sexless for her.

She had other, similar activities she would put me through, all
conditioning me to enjoy the pleasure of foot worship more and
more, which I learned to do in a serious way. She even began to
call me her eunuch, she said sex was only for her, and that
males are dirty and that making a "mess" in her bed was
disgusting and unacceptable.

It has evolved over the years to where we are now... "foreplay"
for me is now kissing her hand (first base) kissing Her down
there while she is clothed (second base) kissing her feet from
toes to ankle (third base) and, when she is pleased with me, she
will lift up her foot and allow me the intimacy and pleasure of
kissing the bottoms of her toes and feet (which is going all the
way)."

 - slaveboy, http://www.mschristine.com/DOMestic_Blog/2009/07/chastity_foot_worship_and_the.shtml#more