So, i logged on and happened to notice that my upload total was at 999 images. (all my own work can't blame no one else)
Which means the next image uploaded will be the thousandth fake i've done, and i figured i should do something to mark the occasion. I had a couple of ideas. I thought, "I could upload an actual picture of my(fine)self, in case people are curious". That was one of the bad ones obviously. I thought to maybe have some kind of "pick your favourite Pachy fake from the galleries" vote contest type of scenario, or pick your favourite imagefap member for faking... or...
There were a few more equally random ideas which i will spare you.
Anywayssss... , finally i decided to join in on the "cult of celebrity" and create a fake of a popular film or tv or whatever media (whore)darling. Now, celebrities aint my thing, so i thought it only wise to let you the viewing public decide who it should be.
If you wanna take part, all you have to do is send me an imagefap message (Not a comment!) with the name of the celeb you would most dearly like to see faked. If you want to link to a particualr image, that's fine too.
I will upload the finished picture on friday night (time permitting), or saturday night (if r/l gets in the way). That gives everyone a couple of days to A; read the fucking blog you lazy fucks ;) and B; submit a celebrity.
The winner will (obvioulsy) be the celeb with the most requests, in the event of a tie, i'll choose between them.
Now the kicker. In view of the quality of images available for famous types, i am going to break the cardinal rule. Drum Roll please.
I will devote a whole hour, yes, you heard me right, a whole one hour to the fake. Double the normal 30 minutes people! Hopefully the universe wont implode or anything, but it's a risk i'm willing to take to produce a "Less Quick One Off CelebrityFake".
Shit, now it has to be good doesn't it?! .. Oughta thought this thru' somemore mayhap.
Well... Ok. Start your lobbying / voting / suggesting, and good luck to all of yas. (n' me.)
Does anyone actually read the filenames? Like, i know when you d/l the pic it's saved as 64574364 random string of numbers right, but if you look in the address bar as you're viewing it has the actual filename. "So ****ing what?" i hear you ask. Wwwwwell, see, i spend like whole minutes coming up with those, s'what! Ok, some are just .... Not Very Good, but some are. (Very good, or at least good). So, back to the original question, Does anyone actually ever read the filenames? You fuckers.
Anyways, if ya want fakes done and you don't want to ask in comments and instead you message me, please include the link to a gallery in the first message. If you want them private, make it private. It's just that, every minute spent sending and replying to messages and e-mailing back and forth is less time spent faking pictures. A six message dialogue taking three days to complete will get you the same as an instant "can please fake" link.. only take us both much longer.
Lastly, the fake rate will slowwww now, because the step son is back from uni and always around, but persevere with patience peeps.
