i added 1 more file to "dirty fun caps" its a little more than a caption but not quite a full blown....ey, just go check it out and tell me what you think..or not..whatever...sup 2 u...cyazzzzz
Yep!You heard right. Another gallery. That's 2 in 1 day. I had so much fun doing my 1st captions gallery that I had to do another. Even if the captions suck, the pics are good lol. Anyways, ENJOY!!!
I just added a new gallery called "my dirty captions". I would appreciate comments or critcisms from all. I don't usually do the caption bit, but it's been kinda fun :-) I mean, instead of me just showing everyone the kind of pics that i like to look at and, more importantly (for me anyways) what I like jakn off too. I can also show you what I'm thinking about too. But the most important thing is....IT MAKES ME FUKN HORNEY !!! and thats the what I'm all about lol... if you do like and have a pic or 2 you want me to try and caption just let me know! Hope everyone enjoys and remember... !!!MASTURBATION ROCKS!!!
when i got home last night (about 8pm) my electricity was out. guess someone took out a power pole or something. pretty much the whole town was dark. no streetlights, stores had to close, it was pitch black. i wanted to get online , but my battery was dead so i was on my own. i was sitting, thinking, and i came up with something i REALLY wanted to do.OMG it would have been sooooooooo fun. and REALLY dirty too. i didnt do it of course. with my luck i would have gotten caught and off to jail it would have been. but FUCK, it sounded fun. ive done similar things but this would have been an all out naked nasty dirty fucking adventure!!......oops, heh heh, guess you want to know what it was....i thought it would be awesome to strip , well maybe shoes would be necessary, and go for a totally naked jakn adventure all over town. imagine walkin along strokin away, darkness hiding you, naked and nasty on the street, in your neighbors yard ( imagine laying on the grass looking at the stars jakn or fingering layin in someones front yard. or anywhere you wanted. maybe you might accidentally look in a window or 2. heh heh who knows what you might see. i mean, really. duznt that sound like a FUCKING BLAST?!!
2 more galleries added, thats 3, count em 3, galleries!! so dont delay, better get over there now, you have a lot of bating to do....enjoy...and of course....!!!! MASTURBATION ROCKS !!!!
i guess its been awhile since i uploaded a new gallery. so go check out "girlZZZ". its a guaranteed good time and stay tuned for a couple more too......cya
anybody know the difference between a "bitch" and a "slut"?....weeeellllllll a "slut" will fuck everyone but a "bitch" will fuck everyone,,,,,,,,, but you
yea yea i know, i should be so lucky. and your right , i just made the whole thing up. but you gotta admit, it wasnt to bad was it lol. i typed the whole thing with one hand, cuz you know, i was jakn off the entire time :)
i just fell into this whole "mess"? she was going out with her bf, her mom and dad were going away for the weekend and i was housesitting for them (not suppose to be babysitting an 18 yr old ). any ways parents left she took off on her date and i drank some beers and a few shots and was kickin back when a car cums tearing into the drive skids to a stop and ..quiet? i got up to see .... the door flies open and in cums newly 18 megan. crying , drunk, half naked, well shirt half undone no bra skirt backwards hair messed. she screaming and bitching and tears and mad ..her and bf got ina fight and broke up cuz he was fukn sum1 else and said she wasnt any good at sex and yada yada.etc...calm down megs i hug her she crys and crys and soaked my shirt were sitting on the couch shes blabbing sumthin else her skirts up i can see her tiny thong and her top somehow lost a couple more buttons so her WOW TOTALLY PERFECT FIRM PERKY TITTYS are just completely out and shes still huggin me sitting on my lap now. i finally told her the guys a fool ok, your drop dead gorgeous and got a perfect bod and i know this cuz your about to lose half ur clothes and maybe you should kinda fix yourself cuz i may be your fave uncle but im only human lol. i thought she would get up embareassed or sumthin but she sez see i got better tits than her she totally opens the front of her shirt and sticks her tittys out proud i love my tittys dont you uncle jak uhhh uhhh she grabs my hand and covers a titty with it. see perfect she says. shes really wiggling all over my lap her bare butt feels to good since im just wearing boxers. im only human my cock is gettin kinda hard, and my butt is fine to she sez . i guess she felt my cock getn hard about then cuz she went silent, got a sort of evil look on her face smiled and put her face really close to mine and sez you like my butt dontcha unka jak..she tptally turned on my lap faceing me and put her arms round my neck and puffed out her tittys again and started grinding on my lap ( my cock) and wouldnt stop. omg! i knew i had to stop this i didnt want something like this to ruin the freindships i had with her mom and dad. my best friends after all. shes kinda moaning i can feel her getting wet thru her tiny thong and my boxers were open in the front by now. sahe kept kissin me i grabbeed her shoulders stopping her . megan this cant happen to much at stake here she let her shirt fall completely off. reaches down with both hands one hand takes off her skirt the other she had lifted up a bit, was latched onto my hard cock and strokn slowly. she was naked except 4 the thong, she puts my hand on her thong and sez okay uncle ill stop. but if you rip my wet panty off then im gonna fuck you. its up to you on and i get off and stop off and we both get off. its up to you unkle she kisses me . still on okay i guess ... i didnt mean too but her thong was now laying somewhere on the other side of the room.she was naked . im not sure when she ,made my boxers disappear but ithey were gone she pulled my t over my head and lowered her tite lil 18 yr old cunt onto my cock . god she was tite and i couldnt stop now if the earth was exploding.. she was riding me she kissed me over and over an moaned in my ear, dnt worry uncle im on the pill so fuck me good. and i did. and she fuked me back even harder. we did it till the sun came up her pussy her mouth i even took her anal virginity. we did everything and she was soo eager too do new things . finally we kinda passed out she was laying on top of me her perfect body felt so good we slept quite awhile. woke up at the same time looked at each other she gave me a kiss and said. thanks uncle jak. best bday present ever . now get the fuk up and forget this ever happened. i always trusted you with my secrets growing up sooo i know you wont tell this one. i reached out grabbed her turned her over my knee and 18 spanks on a bare butt she got. and a kiss on that same butt to. she jumped up grabbed my cock yanked me to my feet led me to the door and strokeds me hard and fast just enuff to make me hard then smiled and slammed the door bitch , i said laughing go home you old perv she said and i did.
im just about done shaving my cock. ive only done it once before yrs ago. i love it . god it feels so different and so fukn good!! cant wait to show off :)
once upon a time there was this guy who masturbated. he had plenty of sex too, but still he liked to masturbate, so he did. a lot. well, only when he was horny, so, yeah, a lot. as with anything else one might do (especially a somewhat private thing like jakn) the more you do it, the better chance you have of being caught. and usually its when you least expect it or by someone that really shouldnt catch you. or both lol. sooooo, i was home all alone, on the pc, doing some chatting and stuff , naturally i was naked and halfway playing with myself. i wasnt expecting anyone and i aLwAyS lock the door. (oops) pretty soon i was looking at pics or watching some porn clips my semi was turning into a full blown i need to cum REALLY fukn bad so lets do some serious jakn hard cock! i was gonna just sit in my chair and go for it but for some reason i decided to lay on the floor in the middle of the room by the front door. i was totally getting into it, oblivious to everything and anything around me. omg it felt good. i knew this would be a "cum" to remember. i guess thats why i didnt hear the door open, the locked door, remember. and also failed to hear the footsteps all around me or even the clicks of cel phone cams AND cel phone video cams. i guess they ( who? we'll get to that in a minute.) stood and watched until i was about 5 seconds from blowing the ultimate load all over myself, when i heard, something and opened my eyes to see myself surrounded by 2 girls. the only thing i could do was fucking cum and cum and cum. it went everywhere all over me, all over them, the floor, i couldnt stop it! i started to get up and grab some clothes or towel or fukn run like hell (cause you never really know how your gonna react in a situation like this) i wasnt even sure who these chiks were until a pair of spike heel boots was standing on my chest. all i could here was laughter and " i dont beleive it" or "hahaha that was so fukkn cool" or "finally i own this bastard" they were laughing and talking a mile a minute. and im stuck naked on the floor covered in cum (& humiliation lol) and feeling like my world was about to change drastically. which it totally did! who were these 2 mystery girls you ask? well, 1 of them was a chik i had known all my life. we grew up together went to school together, we even took baths together when we were just kids, ( and a few times mom didnt know about as well :) my stepsister megan! the other was this total bitch she hung with. and neither one of them really liked me much anymore, no, thats wrong, they didnt like me at all. i had kinda went out with the other chik ,margie, we weren't together long, and jesus, it was clear back school. but she thought that, since i had "deflowered" her at the age of 13 ( i was only 17 ok).and then talked her into a 4some with 2 other girls and me and then fukd her at a party when we were both hammered on a piknik table in front of everyone on about 7 different occasions. then talked her into stripping at a college party one spring break, but i swear it was ummm kinda her idea to do the jello thing with some other chiks later that nite and i was pretty wasted by then but i dont think i woild have suggested that she start sukn cocks and fukn most of the dudes there, including me 4 or 5 times. but she decided it was ALL my fault that every1 in town started calling her "no charge marge" kinda clever actuaLLY HEH HEH. oh yeah, did i forget to mention the other chik with her was...megan, so when margie was getn fukd megan was to and yeah, i had to fuck her a few times there to. hey, cmon , i was just trying to be fair. besides these 2 were, hands down, the hottest chiks in town, or state or...anyway i mean WOW! so , megs was mad at me too, "what the fuck were you thinkn?" "were supposed to be family" or , and this was yelled at me privately, " just because we used to play touchy feely when we were kids duznt mean you" ..." i know we got naked together a lot yes i remember how i use to give you handjobs and you fingered me and i know u buttfucked me and it was my idea and"....."JUST SHUT UP YOU FUCKER" and she turned and walked away and margie walked up to me and fukn slapped me across the face hard the megs turned around and kicked me square in the balls and margie spit on me and they both left and that was 8 yrs ago. so as i laid there naked, 2 spike heels digging into my chest all i could say was , " uh long time no see ladies gonna be in town long?" we should get together and talk over old times" i said "you know since were adults now and not just some crazy kids trying to be cool heh heh" and......thats when margie must have realized she was wearing boots too cause out of the corner of my eye i saw one aimed right for .....and thats when the lights went out... to be continued.......
thanks to all of you that have "fanned" me. if i didnt fan you back puh-leeeeeeeeze let me know. when i get a new fan i always check out there galleries, fans, clubs etc. and usually i find something that requires some serious JAKN !!! then something else and then another something else and...well like i say, i'm here to be naked and have fun. and OMG !! this is a FUN place !! so, needless to say, YES, i am doing some naked jakn rite now. anyone care to join me... :-).. you know you wanna..
here's a couple 'o' galleries for all my happy "fappers". some real hotties in both of them! i know this because i gave each pic my famous "IM GONNA JAKOFF TO EACH PIC TILL I CUM" test. like i need another reason to spank the ol monkey. i was at my local bar last friday when this chik came up to me and said " i wanna get high, got any weed you wanna smoke with me?" she was cute and i was bout half drunk so i said, "maybe, but its gonna cost ya " i laughed and winked. " she smiled back and said" i dont have any money left, but i can pay" we both laughed and headed out the door to my car. we smoked a couple of bowls and talked about something i dont really remember what lol. i was about to suggest we go back inside when she pulled her top off over her head and popped open her bra letting it fall. " i wasnt really expecting anything to happen all i could say was something like "wow, nice" she smiled and said "just something for you to look at while i pay my bill". about 2 seconds later she had my jeans unbuttoned my cock out and started strokin me and licken an sukn an playin with my balls and and and it was fukn great!!! after a while i told her i was about to cum and i swear she was sukn the cum outta me a second or 2 before i was ready. it was , i cant think of any way to describe how it felt except WOW! lol she swallowed every bit she sat up looked at me smiled and stuffed her bra in her purse put on her shirt opened the door turned and blew me a kiss and said " thanks for the high dude and the weed too" and off she went.. it was totally fukn awesome i tell ya totally fukn awesome!!!!
feeing kinda "cocky" today sooooooo i uploaded a few cock pics of myself. please comment or msg me or whatever. i'm looking forward to ANYTHING you say.....( no, really, anything at all) ....yep still jakn. i know no one cares but it feels good to tell ya... :-)
i love the "fap" cuz its real. so many everyday peeps wanting nothing more than to expose there hidden desires, talk to anyone and everyone about them and of course to BE SEEN ALL NAKED!!! and whats wrong with that? not a fucking thing! i applaud all the women (and dudes too) that are proud of there "fun" side, because after all , IT IS FUN!! im sitting typing 1 handed and jakn off because it feels good and IT'S FUN! am i right, of course i am lol. anyways added sum pics of gigi spice to the gigi and her little friends gallery. and i know shes not totally real, shes a "pro" model or watever but she is fukn hottt and im willing to make an exception cuz i just cant get enough of her and and and, well just go see for yourself and and and and ...uh oh, think im gonna cum...seee ya and keep on bating.. : )
i apologize for my last entry, i was feeling my "mortality" i guess. i have dealt with a lot of death the past couple of years and guess i just needed to vent or something. anyways this is a place of fun and fantasy so lets concentrate on that. and what better way than a !NEW GALLERY! check out "pick a teen". its a lot of leftover stuff i had. it's full of everything from babes in glasses to pretty pink pussies to a gorgeous dark haired hotty flashing herself wearing nothing but a long black coat and a smile. and remember i give each of these pics the "jak test" so i know they make MY cock hard :) in fact, im jakn right now just thinkn bout .... heh heh gotta go. have fun and enjoy!!!!
A friend died on sunday. We didn't hang out together much. We didn't know each other all that well. But he was a friend none the less. He was in his 60's, diabetic, half of his left foot was gone, his overall health was not good at all. He was a ex biker, rode with several clubs, he was married at one time, he owned his own businness at one time. He had 2 giant, slobbering, pain in the ass dogs he left behind. He loved those 2 dogs. He owned nothing that anyone would want and left nothing behind. He was on a fixed income and barely survived. He died alone in his sleep. I received a phone call from a woman asking me if I knew Mike or if I knew anyone that did. They needed someone to claim his body. I knew him well enough to call him friend, but nothing that could help. How will he be remembered? Will anyone care that he's gone? Will anyone miss him? I will. .....Mike, I can think of nothing bad to say about you. I will miss your long, drawn out, stories that you seemed to tell me everytime we saw each other. I will miss those "high times" we shared. I will miss the motorcycle talks we had. I will miss you Mike. I, for one, am deeply saddened by your passing. Always remember this wherever you are ," Rubber Side Down".
i just uploaded 4 new galleries. thats right, 4 NEW GALLERIES!!!! and there hott. if these don't get your pussy wet or your cock hard well then, THERES SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU. seriously i spent many an hour searching the web for new images, clicking the mouse with 1 hand and feverishly jakn off with the other ( yeah i know, i would have been playin with myself anyway but...) there are a few from uploads here but only the ones that, well, added to my "enjoyment" at the time. after all it is "all about me"......have fun and let me know what you think and remember..!!MASTURBATION ROCKS!!... :)
good god im fukn horny!! morning, noon, night, makes no difference. i wake up, my cock is hard so i jak and cum before i get outta bed. by the time im outta the shower, im horny again!?? i jak off a couple of times during the day. and at least once more at nite.the thing is....im loving it. i admit im a single guy but i get laid pretty much on a semi-regular basis lol. maybe its all the porn i been checkn out? you know pics and stuff. hey, wait a minute, its cause i been doing the gallery thing for all of you! this is all your fault! all of you totally gorgeous, scantily clad babes here at the "fap". oh well, its a "dirty" job but someones gotta do i. :) enjoy the new gallery i just uploaded...i know i did
girls start fingering and guys start jakn!! this gallery is just a few of the beautiful members here at the "fap". if your pic isn't in here, this is only the 1st of many. i tried to get the names right and also contact those of you who wanted to know how your pics were being used. if i made any mistakes or if you want to be deleted from this gallery, please contact me. this gallery is meant as a tribute to you all. these pics are the ones that made my cock hard and me horney the instant i saw them. these girls are what makes imagefap the best site on the net. these girls and so many more like them are why im sitting here naked, jakn with 1 hand and trying to type with the other . actually thats why were all here, isn't it :) so ENJOY and remember...!!MASTURBATION ROCKS!!
i just uploaded a new gallery!!!! everyone of these girls are hottHottHOTT!!! everytime i do a gallery i don't just use any old pic. the ones i choose make me and my cock verrrrry verrrry happy and....well you get the idea. also, i have a special gallery on the way, but it's taking some extra time. it's going to be full of our hottest members (chiks only) here at the "fap". enjoy and remember...!!!!MASTURBATION ROCKS!!!! ;)
wow! time flies when your having fun :) i been sitting here for a few hours (cock in hand of course) looking at profiles and galleries and faves and THERE ARE SOME HOTT FUKN CHIKS HERE!!!! i mean young, old, big, little, redblackbluepinkblondbrownhairedandand white, asian, black, latina, european the list is endless!! ENDLESS I TELL YA!! but of course you already know that. and so did i but, in case you forgot .....whoa, better take a deep breath...relax...annnnnyways just letting my fans and everyone else know that some new galleries are on the way. plus a very special one dedicated to all those gorgeous girls that have kept my cock hard for the past few hours (and prob for another couple of hours too :) so, gotta go now, think i'm gonna cum...again....
was at the bar, had a few drinks, was hoping to bring home some "entertainment" for the evening. but nooooooooo, not a single female in sight . so i'm, home, buzzed, all alone...and horney as fuck! i uploaded another gallery and here i sit, cock in hand, jakn away, and still having a pretty good time..:)
that's 2 new galleries in 2 days! enjoy, i know i did. and theres more on the way, maybe something, emo, goth, scene, alt etc. (just cuz there sooooo fukn hott) and maybe something......and some.....and even........ :)
