"Mr Williams since I hired you as my personal trainer I've become much more confident and I think my body looks better take a close look and from behind don't my size look more toned?"
"Mom and dad all of the black guys on the basketball team keep asking me to come down to the court and play. I'm such a shitty basketball player I don't know why they keep asking me. It's a nice touch that you matched Wilson highs purple exactly. I just wished that I looked as hot as they do when they get all sweaty and their black skin gets all shiny ."