"OK dudes, did one of you actually ASK for this, or do bitches just assume we want their legs to spread open 210 degrees while they bend backwards to lick their own assholes?"
"Girls in the morning when they suspect their man is about to propose, or that he may have a work wife, or when he saw a sex scene in a movie and said he wished he could try that."
"There are some rules cemented into the universe. The speed of light. Thermodynamics. Everyone likes peanut butter except for aliens. And no bitch is sexy enough to pull off a neck tattoo.....none, zero, do not do it."