"As you and your slightly tipsy wife came back from the show and found your daughter and her 'friend' like this, your wife giggled and said: "You go girl!" and then mumbled something about adding a line to her own bucketlist..."
"And even while her mom tried to avoid the unavoidable and got her on birthcontrol, as a responsible dad you replaced those tools of the devil with some over the counter anti-acne hormonal pills that happened to increase her fertility and sex-drive as a side effect. It's just better to get this over with asap and have her being knocked up a few times by some of the alpha brothers, so she can start raising black babies..."
"Seeing my wife and her lover walk up the stairs made me twinge a bit, but also made me feel proud that she was willing to go on with this and fully explore her sexuality..."