"...FABULOUS...is it bad luck to see the Bride's brother wearing her wedding dress, on the morning of the bib event...I guess not, judging by the Groom's reaction and the hot, syrupy "goodness" that he left up in my butt and oozing down my legs...DO NOT TELL MY SISTER!..."
"...PHANTASTIC...my Aunty Olga insists, OR ELSE that I wear the uniform and make myself "presentable" when I "cater" to the ladies at her "Book Club Meetings"..."