"Yes. You're in the right place. Sorry to keep you waiting, but I really needed to pee. There was no toilet tissue in the Ladies room either! I hope you don't mind."
"*Mmmmm, yes!* I breathed, inhaling the gorgeous scent of piss and sweat on her pubic hair, then pressed my lips to her fragrant cunt and resumed sucking."
"Some girls know exactly what I want. Why waste time fucking when I could have a lovely wet fishy cunt in my mouth instead, and her dirty little ass too ! Yum yum!"