"Imaging riding up to these two as they're walking home from the beach. The look dumb enough to believe i have some puppies in the back of my window-less brown van. I even have two leashes! But when they get in the van and see there are no puppies, and they hear the "click" of the door locking, they'll soon realize their mistake. But by then it will be too late! Soon, we'll be back at my secluded mountain cabin and down in my basement playroom. There I have two sets of cuff hanging from a ceiling pipe....two bright red ball gags...and extra batteries for the electric cattle prod!"