"This is amazing I really hope this is a real thing that wat made me realize I'm a bate shrimplet looser my high school sweet heart dumped me for my dad it was a really cute thing that happened my family and friends were not judgmental at all just be like "bro that don't bother you" and I proudly said it's an honor cuz wen I finally caught her with him I couldn't stop them you'd had to be down right evil to have stopped something so intimate so passionate so beautiful so if there's an app for it omg I wanna advocate for this if anyone knows how I can possibly do that please let me know"