"I was pretty excited when my wife told me she was going to leave my chastity cage key with her sister while she was on her business trip. Her sister is a little hottie! But I didn't know that when her sister unlocked me the first night, her entire goal was to punish me for "sentencing my wife to life with a tiny micro penis" by marrying her. I tried to tell her that my wife gets plenty of large cock from our Bulls, but I think the slaps were so loud she couldn't hear me..."