"I don’t know exactly what it is about female fitness instructors, but they turn me on something fierce. Maybe it’s their toned bodies, glistening in a fine sheen of sweat after a grueling workout. Maybe it’s the figure-hugging outfits they wear — the crop tops and yoga pants with their hint of sexual allure. Or, maybe it’s the saucy verbal innuendo: “Work it. Push it. Flex those muscles. Feel the burn.” These are all strong triggers for me. Whatever the reason, this artwork really does it for me. I would definitely smash the Wii-Fit girl here, giving her everything I’ve got, and leaving that hot, inviting pussy a sopping mess."