"Procedure marked as a complete success; patient has released painful load from his balls and is ready to be discharged from the ER. Nurse Bimbo is ready for clean up from the Nursing Student, who will describe taste and texture of the sample to the Head Nurse as she licks Nurse Bimbo clean."
"Nurse Bimbo repositioned the patient to affect a deeper, more secure grip on the patient's shaft, increasing friction and enhancing the patient experience."
"It's important to fully envelope the patient's shaft in a hot, wet environment, then apply vigorous friction and pressure to the affected area."