hi everyone!! I'm super hyped that my diary entries are actually being read and enjoyed!! Even my dad has read them, obviously, and likes them. I wasn't planning on writing a third entry so soon, but Dad asked if I would. He wants to take me into town later today--a Daddy Daughter Date *giggle--he says, I may not have much time to write it when we get back home. I wonder what he means by that. Hmm... Anyhoo, I'll write it now...and with him at my side. Hope you guys don't mind if he sits in on this one. I kinda hogged the account from him most of the day, and I feel bad about that. Even cuck Dads deserve some porn time...once their chores are done. J/K We make a good team, huh, Dad? He's nodding. LOL He wants me to get on with telling how I lost my virginity, I know. Nothing like putting a girl on the spot, eh?It's really kinda stupid though. Anyhoo...I was...um, yeah, I think it's best I don't say my age when this happened. LMFAO!!! I just told my dad, and he acted as if he was falling out of his chair! LOL I was pretty young, y'all. We'll leave it at that.
So, my friend at the time was always talking about sex and things she said she's done, but even then I knew she was lying. Still, it was exciting to hear her talk about this stuff. I don't even think I knew yet about my parents' other lifestyle, I may have. Like I said before, their lifestyle didn't really effect my day-to-day life, so...I dunno, it's possible we had already had "The Talk," about Swingers and swingsets. LOL What I did believe was that she (my friend) had access to porn. Because...eek...I... kinda did, too. LOL My dad is looking at me sideways right now. So, I found porn in the house one day, I'll just say that. I wasn't even looking for it. Honest. It was just...there. I was alone at the time. I mean, my parents were outside. I don't know why I did it, but I took it (VHS tape--yes, we still owned VCRs). Anyhoo, I took it and hid it in my bedroom. Dad's remembering now...shaking his head. LOL He just said, he tore their closet apart looking for that movie!! LMFAO!! I'm sorry, Dad. I don't even remember what the--Oh, he said it was called, A Family Affair, with Ron Jeremy and Linda Shaw. When Ron Jeremy was, I guess somewhat still in his prime. It was hot. It was the first porno I ever watched, with the volume so low, it was like watching a silent film. I'd watch it in my room late at night when I knew Mom and Dad were asleep. And I would try copying what I saw the girls on screen doing to themselves, like how they touched themselves. I never actually came though. God knows I kept trying though. LOL Anyhoo, I told my friend about it, how I had found it and watched it, but couldn't get that "big O," as she used to always say. Then we talked about fruits and vegetables. Not even kidding.
My mom was so confused as to why all of a sudden, I wanted cucumbers. LMAO!! I still remember her telling me, "If I buy these, you better eat 'em." LOL It was not a cucumber that took my virginity, hate to disappoint you all. It was a carrot. OMFG...so fucking embarrassing!! So yeah...I held this enormous, heavy, cucumber in my little hands, and was like...nuh-uh...no way that's getting in there. LOL So, I reached for one of the carrots Mom had bought for beef stew or sumpin, some kinda dish she was making that week. It was like a raw, hella long, carrot, too. I have never been so scared about taking food out of the frig than I was that day. I swear, it felt like I was committing a crime. LOL Dad is in hysterics right now, y'all. So anyhoo...I run back to my bedroom and hide this long ass carrot behind my nightstand. After supper and showers and kisses goodnight, I went into my room and waited. And waited and waited until I saw their light go out. Then I waited some more. I was terrified. I almost didn't do it. But then I was like...I got this carrot (now in bed with me), and I was too scared to tiptoe into the kitchen to put it back. I just laid there with this stupid carrot. Eventually, I got up and put the porno into my VCR, and started touching myself again. I was crazy wet! Like wetter than normal, wet. I wiggled out of my undies and began rubbing this carrot against my pussy while watching this Mom (Linda Shaw) watch her husband (Ron Jeremy) fuck her daughter. It was a hella hot scene. Dad's nodding, yes it was. LOL
The tip of the carrot slid into me with ease. Then stopped. There's gotta be more room in there than this, I thought. I pushed a little harder. It wasn't feeling horrible, but it wasn't feeling as good as I thought it would. The girl on the scene, however, is acting like she's having the time of her life. I pushed harder. Ouch! OK...that hurt. I laid there working with what I had to work with, which wasn't much. I left it partially inside me and began playing with my clit instead. I don't know what exactly startled me, but I thought someone was about to come into my bedroom. I jumped, my only thought was trying to get to my television to turn it off. I didn't have a remote. So, yeah...I jumped, and this carrot went in. Like far in! Y'all, I thought I had just impaled myself and not in a good way. It fucking hurt. That was scary, but not as scary as when I saw the blood. Holy Mother of God, what have I done? It wasn't like gushing out or anything, but there was blood and it was my blood. Do I wake Mom? Do I need to go to the ER? I didn't know what to do. And the whole time--well, nobody was coming into my room, and the noise...I dunno what it was, but Mom and Dad were still asleep. But the whole time, this porno continued playing and I was like...fucking liars, this doesn't feel good at all. Now I had to think of how I was going to dispose of this bloody carrot. I put it back behind my nightstand. I'll get rid of it tomorrow, I said. I would often go on long walks by myself--we had acres to roam. Mostly flat prairie land, but I'd take these long walks...catching grasshoppers and tomboy kinda stuff. I took this carrot for a loooong walk until I felt like, OK, I don't think anyone gonna find it out here. God this is all so embarrassing. But I'll admit, looking back, I'm sharing a laugh right now with Dad. So...OK, the "crime weapon" is out of the house, right? Problem solved, right? Well, my paranoid butt kept thinking, what if one of the animals find it and brings it back to the yard? What if my cherry juice was still on it? I would come home every day for like a week and just comb over the yard, looking for it. LOL Dad remembers this now. He said, he and Mom though I was depressed, because I'd be outside with my head down...just walking in circles. LMAO!!
So yeah...that's how I lost my virginity. Not very romantic. I've never told anyone that, not even my horny friend. I kept the porno for a long time, but it was a good while before I watched it again. And when I did, things were much better...down there. I used my fingers this time though. God, that felt good. A totally different experience than before. I made it to the "big O-ooooh." LOL And I've been hook ever since. OK, I'm going to say bye for now. I know this was a long entry. Hope I didn't lose any of you. I'm super horny now. I think my dad is, too. Bye. xxx Emma.
hi everyone!! So, I guess writing a blog was not a waste of time after all. I was like, if just one person reads it, I'd be surprised. Thank you for the comments!! Hopefully I can hold your interest. Firstly, though, I'm not sure how it looks on your end, but what I see in the title, which should read as Emma's diary, actually has some sorta weird code where the apostrophe should be. Only in the title, not the body of the blog.Weird. I don't like that. Dad says it's sumpin to do with the apostrophe. Gee, Dad...y'think?! LOL Anyhoo, I dunno how to fix it, but it looks stupid. I've also discovered, everytime I punch ENTER to start a new paragraph, I gotta reset the font size and the font. Ugh!! Again, I know this is ImageFap, so I'm sure that they put more focus on that (images) than smoothing out blog issues. Sorry for ranting.
So like what I was sayin in my first entry, I only had two boyfriends. I had lots of crushes on boys, but I dunno...I was super shy. You definitely would not think I was the daughter of a hotwife. While most of my friends were hanging out and getting stupid, I was like a scared little puppy, in my room with my fantasies. I would've never thought in a million years that one day I'd be where I am today...on ImageFap!! Then again, it wasn't me who took this leap, but Dad. Some of us girls just need that push, I guess. I know I did. And if you are wondering, no, we have not told anyone about this. Not that we're ashamed, we're not. It's just, why possibly stir up drama if it can be avoided, right? OMG, I would get lectured until my ears fell off, if this ever got back to some of our bible-toting family members still out there on the prairie. Which is so stupid, because they forget we know them, too. And compared to some things I've heard them do... we're fucking Saints. Even Dad, with his creepy ass appetite for horror movies. LOL Sorry, Dad, but can we please, please, please, please watch sumpin other than Texas Chainsaw Massacre, again??? I know now why I'm having all these creepy and strangely hot fantasies. I used to fantasize about lame shit, I guess. Romantic moments with some boy I was crushing on. Now, that boy is chasing me through the woods or hanging me on a meat hook and having his way with me. Thanks, Leatherface! LOL
Of those two boyfriends, one of them turned out to be gay. I think he knew it all along--I've heard that most do know, they're just, I dunno...trying to appease their parents or society or they think sumpin is wrong with themselves and so, continue living a lie. We're still very good friends to this day, and I think his honesty was a huge factor. I know it was. Like, I kinda suspected sumpin was up with him, I just didn't know it was what it was. I thought he was actually...not cheating on me, but maybe on the verge of it, because I'd always see him chatting with other girls--hardly ever with other boys. I didn't know it then, but he was super shy, too, and he had boy crushes. Personally, I think it's fucking hot, two boys. Well, you know...guys, hooking up. Uh...where do I buy my ticket for that show? LOL Anyhoo, that was like 7th grade when I dated him. But like I said, we still keep in touch. The other boy, moved too fast for this shy prairie gal. We did stuff, but obviously not enough for his liking. He was seeing two other girls besides me. I felt like a fool. There I was trying to be this "slut" for him, all the while he had two other sluts doing stuff that I was just too ignorant of doing. His was the first dick I ever sucked. My girlfriends knew we were doing stuff together, but I always felt bad for having to lie to them. He dick was NOT as big as I made it out to be. I mean, I know now it was an average size white boy dick, about 6 inches. Which, having seen my dad's (check out his Once_a_Cuck gallery), I now think 6 inches is huge!! LMFAO
And no...I did not lose my virginity to him, my 2nd boyfriend. That's kinda an embarrassing story. Maybe I'll share it. I dunno. I haven't even told my dad about that. I gotta think about it. I mean...it's not gross or anything. Just...probably not the norm. Scared the shit outta me when it happened--thought I like really injured myself. Then, I dunno, I was too embarrassed to say anything about it. Mom doesn't even know. No one does!
Ok, I can tell that my dad wants to hop on here now so I'll say bye for now. xxx Emma
hi everyone!! It's Emma. So, I think I want to try this whole blog thing and see what cums of it. I don't expect many people to be reading blogs on a porn site titled ImageFap, but this is a good opportunity for me to express myself more than I can in rapid comments. Plus...I used up my dad's daily comment allowance on here, hence why I am now writing this blog and not commenting. Really sucks too, because I was in the middle of a conversation! Ugh. Now, it looks like I'm some bitch who just walked away from a conversation. I'm sorry!! I'll have to learn to pace myself next time, I guess.
Anyhoo...for those that don't know, this is my dad's account. A few days ago, he left the house and went into town, forgetting to log out. That is how I discovered what a pervert he really is. I knew he was into a lot of weird stuff, but...yeah, I kinda paused when I saw my pics on here. Not going to lie, I felt a little queasy at first. Like, What the fuck? But after thinking about it, it really isn't a bad thing. Kinda hot, actually. And I've done stuff with his Swinger friends before...with him in the room, watching. It was more about me accepting that my pics were now on the web and being shared around the world that made my tummy do a somersault. Then I began seeing how many people liked what they saw of me. And yes, knowing that my pics are stiffening cocks, is a huge turn-on. So...thanks, Dad! LOL
Let's see, I wrote a little about myself already in the description section of A Family Thing. Dad thought it would be nice if I wrote something there. So I did. I don't think I wanna give my exact age because while some guys may be turned on by that, other may not. I dunno. I am of legal age though. I am 18+ yrs old. And I am no older than 25 yrs old. So there... LOL A little more about me (without giving my dad a hernia), I grew up in the Midwest. I had two boyfriends in all my twelve years of schooling. I was kinda a nerdy girl, I guess. I tried fitting in, but it became exhausting trying to be someone I wasn't. I found out when I was about 11 yrs old that my parents were Swingers. I thought that meant that they just liked to swing on the swingset. LOL I didn't have a clue. So, I'd go around telling people that I was a Swinger. LMAO!! It wasn't too long after that that they explained it to me. I really dunno how I felt about it. It didn't effect my day, so... I guess I was cool with it. They seemed happy. And I got to visit the grandparents every weekend, and they spoiled the shit outta me. All good things come to an end though, and one day, Mom and Dad sat me down and told me the news: they were divorcing. I kinda saw it coming...for a lot of different reasons, but what was weird was that once they started talking about divorcing, they actually seemed nicer toward one another. Talk about confusing! Turns out that my dad's timid, almost cowardice, behavior, was due in part to him being Mom's cuckold. I had to Google that one, too. And they weren't really Swingers anymore, they were a Hotwife and a cuckold couple.
Fastforwarding, I ping-ponged back and forth between living with Mom and Dad. Mom was still bringing home random guys. Dad was settling and seemed to be living a more peaceful life. I went to stay with him for a week, and never went back to Mom's. I think she understood. Anyhoo, Dad was still a cuck although he wouldn't admit it at the time, but he still had all the traits...and the chastity cage that Mom put him in. I'm not even kidding. I only found this out because I accidentally walked in on him one morning when he was changing. He was so embarrassed. I'd never seen that shade of color on his face before. He couldn't remove the cage because Mom supposedly would not give him the key. They had had a falling out and she flatly refused to unlock him. Eventually, I was able to convince her to give me the key. I was totally going to free my dad. But then, I guess just knowing that I, his daughter, had that power over him, he decided as long as I am his "keyholder," he'd stay in chastity. He was in chastity for a long time. It's only recently have I've allowed him to come out of chastity, occasionally. Anyhoo, I guess you could say, he is my cuck now.
Why am I still living with my dad? Isn't that weird? It's not, really. He has plenty of room and it saves us both a lot of money. We get along like best friends, and now with this (ImageFap) thing, we are closer than ever. Like, the other day, for instance, he was out of chastity and "fapping" while on here looking at pics. I came in and sat right next to him, curious to see if my pics had any new comments, because he told me that I can reply to anyone who leaves a comment on my pics. But yeah...we sat together looking at porn while he fapped his broken, limp dick. The thing probably can't even get hard anymore--I've never seen it hard. Chastity broke my dad! LOL
Well, it's getting late, so I'm going to close here for now. Thanks for reading my first diary entry. Hopefully I'll be writing more. And more dirtier stories. I just wanted to give a bit of background. Not sure how well I did that, but it is what it is. I'm tired. I'm going to go crawl into bed--panties off. xxx Emma
If you see a picture in my gallery, and you want it for your own--maybe to change its captions or keep stored in a personal file or to repost it, as if it were your own, you are welcum to do so. I have a load of fun editing photos and coming up with creative scenarios and captions to be enjoyed by others, hence, why would I wish you NOT to have these pics at your disposal, to be pulled up at any given time and, hopefully, help you in achieving a great orgasm?
IMPORTANT: You may have noticed that on occasion, I will remove/delete a photo of mine for various personal reasons--no matter how many views, likes, or comments that photo has acquired. Usually, if I delete a photo, it will never again be reposted by me. So, if you see a photo of mine you want, TAKE IT...because it may not be there the next time you come looking for it.
