It was July, right in the middle of the season when the Pokingham-Cunte's received news of a visitation from Siobhon Paulus U Neil, The Mistress of Buntaleen, and The Hereditary Fuck of All Trughanacmy. Accompanied as always, by her twelve bald headed daughters, The Maids from Hellen.
Now her coming wasn't a surprise, for it had long been foretold in the writings of Levy, The Jewess of The Montiaghs (that's pronounced Munchies 'don't you know). The Jewess had received mystical intelligence, just two weeks before, from her sister, Judith, who lived down the Clash Road in far off Tralee town.
