"My Sales figures had never been up to much, until I stupidly allowed a couple of my clients to find out about "candy". Since then, they'd been happy to push orders my way, in return for kick-backs and perks xx"
"I hate the guy, but he treats me well. I spend my day under the desk, ready, and at four o'clock he always walks around and gives me what I need. A good boss, all in all."