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theslutfucker Profile theslutfucker Profile views: 54706 Fanbase: 1913 About Me Not filled in yet Interests Amateur , BBC , Boots , BWC , Captions , Celebrities , Chav , Curvy , Facial , Heels , Lingerie , MILF , POV , Redheads , Stockings , Teen Signed up: 8 years and 6 months ago Images viewed: 1102 Images uploaded: 168 Gender: Female Birth: 05/06/1994 Location: United Kingdom Last Online: 19 hours ago Connect with theslutfucker Send Message Add Comment Become a fan Add to relations Status updates Relations (See All Relations) anonymous Gender: Female janabanana Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual tonylatinomale Gender: Male Orientation: Straight Smoothest Gender: Male Orientation: Straight damiens Gender: Male Orientation: Straight Comments (19) (See All Comments) snt20009 Comments: 332 Commented on Oct 29, 2025 "I want to be under you in that position and see you bounce on top"   nelsonabc Comments: 24 Wrote on Oct 25, 2025 Hi\r\nCould or would you like to caption my UK redhead wife?\r\nanthonyhope72@yahoo.co.uk   smartie100 Comments: 2,190 Commented on Oct 14, 2025 "Just stunning and sexy and very cute. If you can be the slut I will happily be your fucker "   TheLastShadow Comments: 457 Commented on Oct 11, 2025 "stylish"   Jackieboy54 Comments: 798 Commented on Oct 11, 2025 "You are stunning!"   EyeofDay Comments: 623 Commented on Oct 9, 2025 "You are beautiful, and from an American Perspective, "I could do it like poetry," L'abbatoir des mes bien amis sous l'arc en ciel grand gris, Home of the Water Panther and full size Bifrost built sigil of Kampf der untergehenden Götter, in-real-life, "fulfilled the prophecy," 10 out of Ten In Real life, right on the two great rivers where the Great Black Wolf is said to, well, make it what it is, Look Up Lost Cities in the Guardian, it's like, a, special travel thing, "yeah," the one where the Hill full of girls tied the cities of Life and Death Together, their descendant Patriarchs abandoned them, and the Thousand Year City, and the dead, and for three, four hundred years those girls bloomed and died atop that hill like flowers in the sky, or the Tent Louis IX Died Under, his metapjhor and mantra of True Heaven, "etc." He's Boring, less so Jesuits found the girls built a Church to their own martyr a thousand literal miles deep into a forest that goes for another thousand, um, Was the First Interzone, Capital of the Upper Louisiana and the Entire Economy, "what you could not buy, in America, mostly," Recorder of Deeds and Disputation Laws but none aside from, this was a place soldiers bought children from the steps of a Courthouse Americans could have seen a Mile Wide River from, and these kinds of things, cash and spot trades and Big Sorrow, furs die Wasserpanzer, Literally, the Per se, "read it in the guardian," Lost cities #8: mystery of ____ no one knows the Masters got too Coward for Murder City, and the girls held their post for 400 Years in that garden, "no one knows the name." But: there is a real way, in which the coasts are trash, "how?" you ever been to NoLa? No One Believes in anything; no one thinks there is a Program, no one lusts for new things, and there, here, especially, There are no new things; no one knows the population, there is no map of town, Literally, There is No Map of Town, Google: Schoemehl Pots they're a Hedge Maze Put up same/same as in Kabul and I've heard Karzai's Daughter say,. "...just like." Brookln Based Artist, "her dad is a dope dealer," dope game buys her this, that's the whole point of all dope games? Those barricades, google them, "Fire Trucks Broken Ramming Them," these are there, so, Neighborhood Militias can Kill People; literally, it puts the neighborhood fellas on an upper hand, "dead ends," Surprising, Moving, Dead Ends, "no map of them," that's the point; the alderman move them at will with no communication or record, "Oh Yeah," I've had politics games and ambitions to Lego Fort Certain Persons and Places, "Protest, awareness?" no, no, lego fort and the fire trucjks lose a suspension, "fuck off, real fire?" who cares; but the barricades are not in some prefab modern place, oh no, These are Neighborhoods and Neighborhoods of Mansions, all Brick, Old Brick, Nice Brick, There are, occasionally, whole homes stolen for those bricks and there are otherwise walls stolen; and then Old People Live in them until they're dead, "post dispatch, 'a lot of homes and buildings are beyond repair; and the people in them,' paraphraisic, One Example, "I can walk up there, you wanna know," One Hundred Thousand Houses of Usher, and, More; cathedrals huge, fucking, structures in gorgeous deliberate Top Dollar Styles, The Most Dangerous, or, mm, pre-october 7th the Life Expentancy, Definitely, Lower than Gaza and the Police alone kill more people here than there are Murders in NYC at all, "Water Panther," Real Horror Here, Ghosts are cute in NoLa here they're nauseating, BUT, also, You know for whom this is an ideal? Well, the era that you call Victorian and there not much better term for it here, either, Did Not Ever End Here; like 20% of the structures built after 1920, like 75% Before the Spanish American War of 1898 and There are people that like this, like this a lot; there are mansions here larger than all urban places I've ever seen, Castles, Really, with 5 bedrooms and two stories of home attached to the Carriage houses, Marble Facades, each unique, Architects With Big Resumes and Big Names Dedicated Projects and I've dated in these circles a bit, I know these places, and there are a lot of them with 20 foot wrought iron faces that still work and there are Mercedes G-Wagons that will ram a 100,000 car at Speed to stop it and Put Guns to heads, zipties on wrists, and then figure out how come you're there, "WUSTL Grad Student from Chicago wanted to show off the architecture to his Dad," all over the news; in Chicago, fuck all here, though, WUSTL, "you've heard of Harvard," no the richest school, not the richest kids, not the richest or most prominent families that is WUSTL, WUSTL is not an institution foundefd in the name of Calvinism nor puritanism nor the comman man, it is very, very, pretty, I lvoe the students Many, Many, Friends there as students of undergraduate and for graduate schoiol, the kids leave the parking lots full of, Extremely, Extremely, Expensive things that don't fit on planes each semester but I am not a Homeless Person I am somewhat of a discrete aristocracy, in the systema of things and I"m popular, people like me, I do what I can to be good and to be virtuous and Not Once Ever in this Life have I been a coward, Never, Never, I have Good Stories, that I like because these remind me how natural it is to do what we need to, and Not Once have a met a man with a poor character and bad intentions, cynical, disposition not like CzesÅ‚awa Kwoka in the eyes to mine so big, and black, kinda high off of what people from Colorado or whatever think is Real Life or Serious Business, "I let myself be held hostage," in that story; the guy, he'd thought he was supposed to kill me, whereas, I was not sure that was the instructions or protocol at that point and Regardless, That would not be possible, where we were, there are Squad to Squad battles of Black Marketeers, again, Gigantic Old Houses this was down the street from Saint Alexius Hospital Famous for the, 'real,' excorcist story, lots of excorcisms, this is, an antique form of Catholic Hospital and the Real Scandal is like, realllly, Not a Good Story; Not Like NoLa, "theirs are cute," spooky, ours are sad like through-up but But Just a Little Boisterous, with the Oration, Mood, like I'm Not Afraid of the Cops Come Over, "Don't Exist," not those, we've got OMON not Policemen they've got no dog in our disagreement I could have lit that whole place on fire, starting, Wherever, If He Can Hit Me In Heart He Can't Save his own life from me, if he did so (Valhel Helaheim ancestors can see me) but furthermore, furthermore, some $200 Striker fired Pistol He Held Like Forensic Liability, Me, I wanted it to keep it and if that friend of mine on whomst behalf I had been half-of-the-hostage, was, not Returning, th3en I would have had to make it clear to him that, and for an intersection of Two, You'll have killed the Son of a Daimyo so religious in ethics that we're talking, Jakob Boehme more like than Modern People, Her own Folks The Old, Old, Back to the Dreamtime of Helsing Forest Barony, "no fun," not like that; no kitsch, spent yesterday, literal, yesterday, at a hospice inbetween, "the realest of things," of the Law, someone I am deeply, deeply, most proud of for things such as, Summer Before Last, "Treats Dead Bodies like babies," doesn't matter who, in dress clothes in a Bando for 8 hours of 100 Degrees with four people killed the week before, This Kind of Person, "no one says shit," the angels and devils all whisper and the Graveyard People do That Thing, that, happens, wherein even for their own dumb dope stuff they'll do daylight Drako Stuff, "noi survive," but that's family, friends, Fuck, Man, what are the literal odds of a Child Alive or an Adult Injured in the trespass, Holocaust Shit, "go one your phone, what do you need," quick quick tick tick, Literally, I'd have picked up his meth and his pipe and I'd have, "quick-quick, tick tick," gesticulated with it like Bertrand Fucking Russel and I'd have lit his bag of meth on fire and dropped it onto upholstery, "uh oh," and if it were not possible (he was Fuck-ing Terrified of Me, it was possible) to just Do Like Done In Dune, "use the voice," Give it To Me, uh, well, I've got a good friend sjhe caught a stray, once, and also, She's Not Better than me and I know how guns work, "one shot," I hold the slide, if that, and Then, Then, we're in a Two-Story, um, nnn parlor on the Third Story, of, Huge Old House from the 1840 Jefferson Avenue not far from South Broadway, Saint Alexius, Etc, I would like to fiire the gun like the Loud I can Be and This is, Boy, of me, 9mm Has Some Real Mood To It, a Deep Bass, under the Bang, concussive, in the chest, Like a Hurdy Gurdy, "look it up," Ground and Mood, then, "the other,", Both Tones of the Soul,Caucophonous inside and I'd long thought, at that point, "what should I shooot?" Brick Walls, I could Bang Bang Bang all of the things that break and then I would, I like I did do, See Those Peepers Die in Him, "coo counted," the trick is, CzesÅ‚awa Kwoka Blank Eyes, they're in Shock, So, They'll Jump like a fucking poltergeist, "all terror," anything, at all, requires the upper faculties; anyway, friend that got me into this, literally, I was out for a Sandwich and He';d got into the kind of trouble one gets as a Young Man with a Graduate Degree from an Ivy, in, Literally, Heidegger, in the 2020's So DJ, Professionally, and there was this divorced man with an, venus space that was a bar, restaurant, "life's dream kindof," until, the, "Boys, I can't do this no more I'm going to Rehab I'm so sorry," I was fine with it, this was his thing, friend, "The DJ," was going to be a hostage and I, am not a coward, "of course," I'll come too; and these turned out to be cowards from Big Church Country, Nice Rich Colorado, No Sense for this place and the counterpart, "the DJ," scared his man so bad that he, I suppose, was present for the exchange of goods, services, whatever tjhe fuck it was, "no omerta needed this was not um, you know," Divporced Man has kids Made Some Odd Decisions but, generally, good head upon him so, obviouls,y we didn't even know, "looked expensive," one of them wore PPE like a Crime Scene Investigator, Sure Didn't Like That at all, "but," man ditches Friend, "the dj," who, uh, walks to my brothers house, "I need your help," this is like, not Traumatic for him but moire like, "FINALLY," ya know, he's a boy, he and his friends are the guys that local places call to be bouncers (because: like that kind of thing, JFC, How, I have no idea) so a Dj and Four Guys and, Probably, Six Guns but 2 or three or four much fucking, visible, and Muching Fucking, Bouncer Grade I guess we have retired IDF do bouncer stuff in some disticts, "girls," and it is interesting; because, like I said, SLMPD is OMON and that is not, actually, good for business to have around the party, Dangerous, Even, to invite en masse around the folks having, you know, fun, Girls Especially, so, Hot 5'2 killers with subguns, cool outfits, "cool stuff," and those girls want to be wanted, if you feel me, want to be cool in the gang, not like, The Adults In The Room: are same age, also, maturity, "etc," anyway, Water Panther Lives Here Stuff and Mr. Megachurch McMansion was 7 steps past anything, he'd seen on TV NOTE: There is one show, "Sharp Objects," on HBO, was written, by, a woman from One Big City, over, about, "here," with the Little Town More-or-less an, explicit, MMM; there is a southern missouri, and that town looks and feels like it, just like that Show, for real, Feels like Home and the people here, "even the doorknobs are correct," and it was also filmed here, You Can See the 100,000 Haunted Houses Forest in it but just for, what looks a lot, it is a Lot Lot, a Lot Lot Lot More and Like, Leaves, in a forest, the spookiness, the waves in a big ocean, "how is this so discrete, yet so, meaningless, in what vast spaces?" style, are, Family's Things that are just, "there," stuff of lives, like, I think of how The House of Usher, was, written, long after most of them had been built in the North and in those houses, full of families, long, long, stretches of fine homes at whatever standard there was, No Jojke: our ghouls beat Isambard Kingdom Brunell to Underground Train Tunnels, but, ours were to take commodities from the exhange warehoiuses downtown and then across the Eads Bridge, "better bridge, also," so the drivers just, you know, Used Vinegar on a Rag and Held Breath, close windows, "don't die," Water Panther lives here, so, yeah; yeah, "what's up," what's this about, well, for one, you seem like a real person and this is like an, I can, actually, say, "whatever I want," with no explicit pretext or purpose, there is none, here, so, I like to....make sure I do that, etete seconde, like Alyssa Nutting, wrote about, Is Real, Important, but also......yeah I dunno, "will we ever talk?": I dunno man, I dunno; but I'm a bit of an Anglophile and Like British Ideas I guess, both in their villainy, heroism, intentions, cynicism, etc. and also Damn Bitch You Hot as Hell, I like to Have Beautifuil Friends, You can say, "your friends are just symmetrical," or well dressed but I am less and less convinced that an aesthetic is ever other than the soul; that bourgeaousie blonde woman, with a nice manicure, hot jewelry, Lots of Confidence Having, her, face fucked like a Literal Pussy, like, literally, Whatever are her accomplishments and her reputation That Man, wanted to show off the distance between, "doing things right, making, good impressions and being, On the Right Side, of, Potential Disagreements," and his dick made a mess of her face like so much sperm and urine, if he fucked the future single mother into some teenager in the last week, definitely, he wanted her to taste it, "Like when Rocco Siffredi asks Kelly Stafford what it tastes like, and, Stunned, She Replies, 'poop.":but in this case, who knows, some 16 and Pregnant White Girl with that Odd Look of Poverty, maybe, she'd been next to in the store and her mouth is to clean her shit off that dick, just, fucking, her face in such a manner, "her dad sees that, he'd b like: Not Consensual," but then, in the next clip, wherein which you had made the correct observation that she is very, very, pretty, very. for a woman so beautiful, Not Vacant at all, like a child, that will try, try, try, to make her face feel good to fuck, "so far beyond, Cringe, So Far," that after that Heroic Plunge to Get His Sperm milked to the best feeling, most impressive, place, place, face all how it has to be, mechanically, Just Ignores the Phone, "what Linkedin Post," is going to go viral like what I did not even hear, might have been silent, for his anonymity, I did notice the tatoos made but a Brief Appearance Just What Was Necessary, to, emphasize the situation, Her Husband might have to explain that to family, Mom might have farted from her fucked bottom until she shitted to shove that dick down her throat while he told her to pick up that sperm and put it in her pussy, on X, again, "the most popular short form media," More That Music, even, and I agree, She Is So Pretty, So Pretty, that, Might Well be her first experience of that Real, Real, True acceptance which comes from, if, "well it's like all beautiful women, are, that Literal Miracle of: before I saw it, inside of me, if not in actuality, maybe, twitter video, I want that woman to be a republican if she is a republican or an Ban the Books at the Library, Gays Make Kids Gay, Psycho, while her cuckish beaux and her have some secret language for well It's Better and It's Safer if you help him finish,.He's Not afraid of Rape But Might Need it," both cum discrelely, cumming, on the couch with their daughter, "or whatever protestant heaven for the blondes," I come from Fuck in the Front of the Help and Drink Reeindeer Blood full of Belladonna to have a Mood Reset in the 50 Days of Night, comma, One, ONE Generation Removed from that; I knew the dark before anyone told me, I'd have this Wish Upon Wish that there would be Long Night that everyone had all the time they'd needed to do, whatever, and then all of the time to do what they'd wanted, and, then sleep enough, and Never Have to Fucking Hurry; more than one month, no sun, Time, Literally, is not real there like it is in the mediteranean, the sun, the clock, no relation, while the stars spin around like Sufis think our ghost will after we die"   snapcoquin123 Comments: 132 Commented on Sep 27, 2025 "sexy red lingerie i need jerk off with your tits"   franckg67 Comments: 361 Commented on Sep 23, 2025 "so beautyfuuuck !!"   Yugster1 Comments: 100 Commented on Sep 19, 2025 "If I saw you dressed like this., I would hole you and wink and then find the nearest toilet so I could jack off a huge load thinking about your tits"   Yugster1 Comments: 100 Commented on Sep 19, 2025 "Love to have no sex for a month and then jack a huge load over your tits and face."   See All Comments | Add Comment

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