"I'd happily spend all day wanking over Miley's gorgeous body. The fantasy of sliding up into her hot cunt has me rock-hard and throbbing - especially when I imagine her teasing me and maybe even humiliating me on her gorgeous Southern drawl will always get me spunking - usually dribbling over my fingers as I stroke my old cock furiously! Long may she reign as music's No 1 fuck slut!!"